If we gotta vote for a corpse, might as well vote for the best corpse.
Unironically consider this sometimes...
I don't want a president beholden to Big Peanut.
You see, unlike his predecessor he did divest himself of his personal businesses before taking office.
Habitat for Humanity is the real deep state
Why do their houses have so few and such small windows? They're stockpiling the glass to build a huge lens that will focus the sun's rays to destroy the moon. The resulting storm of superheated asteroids pelting the Earth will destroy many homes, allowing them to swoop in and build new ones for everyone.
You heard it here first.
It's hilarious that he sold his peanut farm so people wouldn't worry he was self dealing as President. Which is funny because HW Bush just changed the laws so he COULD self deal without divesting in actual wealth.
Everyone else get the fuck away from me, this is the best joke I can stand to hear all day.
Peanuts? Aren't they related to ACORN?
When I was a child my parents called me Acorn. They even named their dry cleaner after me.
In my experience there just isn’t that much variation in peanut sizes tbh
Leave Jimmy alone 😭 he's suffered enough from the American political complex.
Don't give the DNC ideas
It’s depressingly funny that this isn’t necessarily a far-fetched possibility
where is this from omg
That photo looks like an action shot of a Dementor sucking out his life force
The next presidential debate is September 10th. We won't find out until then whether this was just some unlucky fluke or if Biden should truly be moved to a residential care home for his own good.
By then it'll be far too late to field another candidate...
Woody Guthrie at the height of his ALS would be a better choice than Trump (TBH, with his attitude towards fascism, he would probably have been a better choice than Biden too).
Why on earth do so many people not realize that if you vote for a corpse, he doesnt actually get to be president? If the corpse wins, we wont even know who the president is. Imagine electing trump, but hes entirely unaccountable to anybody because nobody knows who he is. Thats what would happen if we elect a corpse. Maybe this is a hot take, but I think there should be a president.
If the corpse wins, we wont even know who the president is.
Incorrect. That's already accounted for in most circumstances:
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Candidate dies or is incapacitated before party convention: The convention decides the party's candidate.
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Candidate dies or is incapacitated before election day: The party selects a replacement.
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Candidate dies before the Electoral College meets: The only exception at this time. Some states would need to hold emergency legislature sessions to amend their laws to allow their electors to vote. Others will mainly be assigned to the running mate.
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Candidate dies or is incapacitated before Inauguration Day: This is very clearly established in the 20th Amendment. The running mate/VP takes over and selects their new VP.
Just because it hasn't happened before doesn't mean that noone has prepared for the possibility.
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Nah, I think we should give it to President Brandon.
Who has a better story than Bran the Broken?
Next in line
He'll be 100 by Nov. 2nd, so he's only 24% older than Biden. I like those odds! Maybe his running mate can be Buzz Aldrin
Peanut farm man good-ish. Orange man bad.
He would probably do better than Biden at debating Trump too.
Trump: "And what I did is I put three great Supreme Court justices on the court, and they happened to vote in favor of killing Roe v. Wade and moving it back to the states. This is something that everybody wanted. "
Carter: "Eh....cought...wheeze"
Audience: "Yup Carter won that round"Bring back Billy Beer
We get it, you’re looking for approval for wanting to vote for Trump because he’s a little younger than Biden.
With VP Jerry Brown:
