- Apply heavy makeup
- Get angry at the guy to not recognize you without your heavy makeup
- ???
- Profit
To be fair, as a real-life comparison, I wouldn’t be able to recognize most celebrities because they look so wildly different out of make-up. I suspect I have partial face blindness.
I think I might have this too, because I'm often attracted to people that others tell me are ugly. I also struggle to recognize someone if they alter something about their regular appearance (like not wearing a hat when they normally do, for example), unless I know them on a personal basis.
FWIW I can still tell the difference between a 8/10 and a 3/10 when it comes to attractiveness. But my scale seems different from others. I actually find people that are usually considered a 10/10 to be less beautiful than a solid 7. There is a threshold where a person becomes "too pretty", and I'm repulsed by it.
I actually find people that are usually considered a 10/10 to be less beautiful than a solid 7.
This is more common than you might think. There's a reason "the girl next door" is one of the most popular archetypes.
I can certainly relate. I do not have the traditional sense of what is beauty and what is not. I tend to also gravitate toward more natural beauty; i.e., little-to-no make-up, natural breast (even if they are small), normal fitting clothing, those damn filters on photos.
Not only is it a double standard (how would society look upon men who stuffed their pants), it doesn’t help with my inability to easily distinguish who you are out of a crowd of other people.
I know I do, because I once didn't recognize my own grandfather when I met him outside of the usual context of his home or a family gathering.
Maybe, but you would think he would at least have not recognized that the voice of the stepsister he thought was the real lady he danced with was a different voice even if he had face blindness.
Yes, to be fair I was over generalizing. Of course I can remember specific details like hair color, skin tone, etc. Voices and height are little iffy if they are in close proximity of each other. But general attitude of a person is a pretty big indicator as well.
The Prince is clearly autism coded. This isn't a feminist issue, it's a ableist issue
Homie had face blindness weve been celebrating the wrong moral of the story
She should have stayed with her step mother then? I think she would have been happy with anyone who had the authority to get her out of that toxic place.
Obviously she should have left to live in the forest as a wild woman.
have you seen what people can do with makeup? The prince didn't stand a chance!
Not even the original, and still using the originals voice... ಠ_ಠ
If you aren't aware, not the original upload, but at least the original video with the person who actually said it: https://youtu.be/QunwzgVENUg
It's sad people steal content this way. She's extremely witty, I was laughing throughout this video.
Everyone loves pterodactyls.
My favorite is the e girl that takes her makeup off and they're a dude.
Princess Clara stayed single, summoned woodland critters with her beautiful voice (Tara Strong), so they could eat.
It wasn’t so they could eat
She didn’t know they would kill her little friends and was horrified when she found out
Yes, I member.
But they were delicious.
I want to be a Disney princess or evil witch just for that perk.
Go to the woods, live there in piece, give pats to Mr The Big Bad Wolf, talk to trees, chill in a pond with frogs, kill local villagers so I don't accidentally have to interact with a human.
Wow, okay. Next you are going to say that Sleeping Beauty shouldn't have married her rapist. He was a prince, dammit!! \s
What is your definition of rapist? Some guy who opens a glass coffin and kisses the corpse on the lips?
edit, oh wait I get confused between sleeping beauty and Snow White, did they both have a glass coffin?
It woulda made more sense as a masquerade ball
Maybe prince had prosopagnosia.
I mean, it wasn't even the prince that looked for her, but that duke guy with the wild moustache.
