Louisiana's new "Ten Commandments" law actually contains eleven commandments
Louisiana's new "Ten Commandments" law actually contains eleven commandments
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Louisiana's new "Ten Commandments" law actually contains eleven commandments
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Louisiana: basic literacy is not their strong suit.
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suit but agreed. Edumacation was never one of the original thirteen commandiments.
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Ha! Corrected. Thanks.
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I very quickly checked wikipedia, because I couldn't easily identify the extra one. It lists all 16 of the 10 commandments... The table looks like different branches of christianity bundle some of them together (mostly various coveting) or don't even consider the first and last a commandment, so they always only count to ten. So it's an easy mistake to make.
But the fact that they couldn't even count the paragraphs is riddiculous.
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Not a good look when something as solid as the ten commandments doesn't line up between groups with similar beliefs.
Might make some folks want to look under the hood. That certainly won't increase church attendance.
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They are the same, just divided to 10 differently.
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I read that as commandlets and now I'm worried Powershell has given me brain damage...
- if ((Get-God).Count -gt 1){Set-God -Identity "YHWH"}
- Get-Idol | Remove-Idol
- foreach($godsname in ((Get-God).Name){ if (($speech -like "$godsname") -and ($speech.vain)) {$speech = ""}}
- Set-Reminder -Start (Get-Date "06/29/2024") -Reoccurance 7 -Subject "Holy"
- Set-Person -Relation "Mother" -Honor $true; Set-Person -Relation "Father" -Honor $true;
- $murder = $false
- $adultry = $false
- $stealing = $false
- if ((Get-Truth $speech) -eq $false){$speech = ""}
- $NoCovet=(Get-Property -SearchDepth 2) + (Get-Person -Relation "Neighbor")
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i'm so sorry.
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PowerShell is an objectively ugly language to read
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How the fuck is this not illegal?
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It's illegal, but good luck with the current supreme court!
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Would be cool if leftists had jobs other than minimum wage non authoritative ones then we could have lawyers and judges that figured out ways to culture jam this stuff and make Republicans eat shit instead of the other way around.
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Clearly it's not religious since they added another commandment.
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Just because it is illegal doesn't mean you can't do it.
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They broke the 10th commandment into two commandments. There should have been a semicolon after 10a, not a new line.
(10a) Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house.
(10b) Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his cattle, nor anything that is thy neighbor's."
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nor his manservant, nor his maidservant
"Slaves" in the original, but of course we can't allow any hint of three thousand year old shit not being strictly relevant any more.
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Oh don't worry, that revision is just waiting for SCOTUS to give them enough cover.
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There are a ton of translation differences, and it can also change depending on if you look at Exodus or Deuteronomy.
AFAIK, Louisiana also picked a version that aligns to the KJV, which is a shit translation advocated by the dumbest dullards of Christian Fundamentalism.
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I mean aren't numbers invented by Arabics anyway? What's the point at ending with 9 and 10 when they could go full 9 and 11? /s
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Invented by Hindus in India, spread by Arabs.
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That joke flew over your head into a large office building.
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Haha, a racism! Much funny!
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Ewww Arab numbers in MY FREEDOM LANGUAGE?!
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- Thou shalt not math.
PS: this is what happens when the commitee watches Spinal Tap too many times.
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If George Lucas had directed Spinal Tap, he would have already gone back and made Stonehenge orange.
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Surely there's an inbred-11 fingers joke in here somewhere...
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there's a base n joke somewhere in there
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That means something totally different in Louisiana than you intended...
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If you say base "10", what does that mean? You'd have to know the base that "10" was meant to be in. It could be binary, octal, decimal, hexadecimal, any number. It does not even need to be a natural number, you can use negative numbers, fractional numbers, negative fractional numbers, irrational numbers, even complex numbers as a base.
Base 10 does mean nothing and everything.
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There's also a Spinal Tap joke.
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Home many of these commandments their lord messiah Trump violates on hourly basis?
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Oh, it's ok. Christians have never read the bible. They just make it up individually.
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The fourth commandment says you're a eunuch.
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I wonder if the poster they have to put up will show a picture of Jesus. Evangelicals sure do love those graven images.
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What do you mean "Thall shalt not horn in on thy husband's racket" isn't a commandment?
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Also: "Thou shalt not take... moochers into thy... hut."
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I believe the last two listed ('Thou shalt not covet...') are considered to be the same commandment, although they appear as two separate verses in the Bible.
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It varies, actually. See the numbering section on Wikipedia for a breakdown of how different traditions have broken down the list into ten items.
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For those who do not know, in Exodus, Moses gets pissed off, smashes the tablets people today call the Ten Commandments, goes back up the mountain and Yaweh has him carve new ones with different laws on them. Those laws are the only laws called "Ten Commandments" in the Bible.
They include:
Three times a year all your men are to appear before the Sovereign Lord, the God of Israel. [Good luck with that]
Do not offer the blood of a sacrifice to me along with anything containing yeast
“Do not cook a young goat in its mother’s milk.
As the end of the chapter says:
Moses was there with the Lord forty days and forty nights without eating bread or drinking water. And he wrote on the tablets the words of the covenant—the Ten Commandments.
https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Exodus%2034&version=NIV
The Bible cannot be more clear on this point, but it's always ignored.
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A bunch of religious nuts "find" a country and make up new rules. Now, people that can't count to 10 use those documents to make crazy religious rules. Am I understanding this correctly?
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I see that Louisiana is run by Clay Puppington... How many "lost commandments" are they going to include?
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The Old Testament is a founding document for the kingdoms of Israel and Judah that establishes their lineage from the original humans to legendary Kings. Plus a bunch of laws, instructions for worship and whatnot.
People just took it too seriously and now we murder eachother over our imaginary friends.
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Come on year of Jubilee! At least do the law against charging interest on loans!
Anyways, ya, the 11 are group the first two or the last two. If you group the first two, you sort of lessen the impact of "I am your god" with stuff about idols - but if you group the last two "don't covet your neighbors property, such as: wife, house, horses, etc..." you basically are saying wives are property.
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That’s fucking classic
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What's funny is that (according to the old testament) when Moses came down off the mountain with the tablets and found everyone worshipping the golden calf, he had a big hissy fit and smashed them. So then after doing quite a bit of murdering he had to go back up the mountain to get a second set. Exodus 32-34
I asked a religious relative how it was ok for Moses to murder people when he had only just be told by God himself "thou shalt not kill", and she said it was because the don't kill thing came further down the list than having only the one god.
Asimov's Ten Laws of Holy Robotics
As a note, the Israelites would in later generations go on to kill a shitload of people. It's one of those things where it seems like the Bible only really considers it murder if God doesn't sanction it. It's honestly one of the many sticking points that makes Abrahamic religions a hard sell for modern individuals. That said, if you look at it from a historical perspective, it really comes across more like a religious version of the Code of Hammurabi. It's less "don't kill" as a philosophical or religious position and more about sanctions against killing in a practical legal sense. A functioning society has laws that formally govern behavior and the Israelites were essentially an ecclesiarchy, with Moses being both head of state and high priest. The same laws that governed social life were always going to intersect with laws that governed spiritual life.
The bible seems to consider it murder only if it's another christian.
-Deuteronomy 17:2-5
-Deuteronomy 13:6-10
we don't know if the "don't murder" thing was on the original list.
Hmb while I go kill someone for not keeping the holy sabbath day and honoring their father and mother cuz god recommended it.
I love this because what if actually? What if there's literally a buzzfeed tier list of five things to do we're missing for a utopian society? And mankind fucked it like we always do.
God gave plenty more laws in the next few books of the Bible. The famous commandments about not mixing fabrics or cutting your hair? Yeah Moses of the Ten Commandments is behind that book too.
Thats assuming you're saying religion would have brought us utopia.