imagine even jokingly having brand preferences for
stolenbottled waterHave you tried Fiji? It tastes like boiled rocks. You can absolutely have preferences
Weird. Fiji is one of the few that tastes like absolutely nothing to me which is what I want my water to taste like. Nothing. Don't like it's price though. It's fucking water. I ain't paying that much for water.
...twenty-five years ago fiji tasted heavenly, then something changed around 2003 and it's never been the same...
Dasani was withdrawn from the UK after just a few weeks. I tried it and it was truly disgusting.
https://www.mashed.com/193457/the-real-reason-you-cant-buy-dasani-water-in-the-uk/
Mmmmm... silica.
I don't have any strong preferences for bottled water when I have to purchase it except Desani somehow tastes absolutely disgusting
wah'uh! pure wah'uh!
I found out that the taste of Dasani changes depending on where you are.
In California/Nevada it tastes like I'm sniffing an open sewer. Up north, it's perfectly inoffensive.
its literally just tap water straight from a water main, that they basically don't pay for.
Where I live, the taste has that sort of La Croix thing going on where it tastes like the bottle sat open adjacent to a sewer. Smells alright, but when I taste it it makes me ಠ_ಠ
Any water snobs out there who have a favorite filter?
Tried something like this and it was absolutely godly:
Tap
I used marketing magic on my own brain by convincing myself I could taste the plastic in bottled water
The plastic taste is real
👏 lucky
I already filter and it just ain’t the best I’ve ever had and it’s hard to forget that fact
I use ZeroWater filters with the pitcher. Even warm tap water tastes godly.
Out where I am they have primo. So I just take jugs to fill up. They're my favorite by default though they don't really have any other options where I live
That’s delicious water too
I have a berkey and I really like it. Makes my water taste like water. Not much different than running fresh mountain stream water through a katadyn or something.
Worse it's evian
Even worse
It's Nestle Pure Life
Which maybe tastes okay
But shits on your soul because Nestle has now sustained you
Deerpark
Or Arrowhead
Is Evian not good? I usually don’t buy bottled water and just have a hydro flask with me but thought Evian was decent?
now read the name backwards
The authorities don't want you to know this but the [Evian is free and you can take it home](Source Cachat https://maps.app.goo.gl/hqpG1mSmynr3D93d9?g_st=ac)
Use S.Pellegrino or get out!
Sparkling waterboarding. I knew I wasn't the only one with this idea!
Do you reckon humour is ever used as an advanced torture resistance tactic? A very morbid thought, but I now wonder if anyone has ever made their torturers crack up to make them fond of their victim, in order to escape.
Where is the Topo Chico master race??
