Mystery as Russian judge dies after falling from window
Mystery as Russian judge dies after falling from window
Natalia Larina, 50, was found dead outside her apartment block in Moscow six months after she had retired, Russian media reported.
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Maybe Russians, especially ones who go against Putin, should avoid windows, what with their difficulty avoiding falling out of them.
Russia sure has a bad gravity problem.
Not really. Gravity and windows work as expected
And works all the way to India!
This is heavy, Doc!
ChatGPT has the explanation:
Why do Russians keep falling out of Windows?
The question of why Russians keep falling out of windows has sparked curiosity and concern. While it may seem like a peculiar phenomenon, there are several factors that contribute to this trend.
Criticism and Consequences
According to online forums and discussions, many Russians who have fallen out of windows have been critical of the government or have spoken out against certain policies. This raises questions about the potential connection between criticism and the likelihood of falling out of windows.
Construction and Climate
Another factor that may contribute to the prevalence of window falls is the construction quality and climate in Russia. The country’s harsh winters and shoddy building techniques can make windows prone to breaking or malfunctioning, increasing the risk of accidents.
Lack of Awareness and Stereotypes
Some people may view Russians who fall out of windows as prominent or significant figures, while others may not even be aware of their existence. This lack of awareness and the perpetuation of stereotypes can contribute to the widespread phenomenon.
Conclusion
In conclusion, the reasons behind Russians falling out of windows are complex and multifaceted. While criticism and consequences may play a role, construction quality and climate also contribute to the trend. It is essential to approach this phenomenon with sensitivity and understanding, avoiding stereotypes and stigmatization.
OpenAI really captured the essence of "oh shit I didn't study for this exam at all so I'll just try and bullshit my way through it"
That nails it exactly. "Complex and multifaceted" is the mantra of high schoolers everywhere.
total master at it
But it’s so dangerous and next month it will be able to do all our jerbs!!
Lmao windows prone to breaking
That's not a bad explanation, but can we get our information from real humans please? I think Google has shown us very well why we shouldn't trust AIs.
... I think it's the third reason. /j
Get Scooby-Doo and Mystery Inc. on it ASAP!
Putin: And I would’ve gotten away with it, if it wasn’t for you, meddling kids!
ruh roh
This happens more than usual in Russia. I wonder if Putin is concerned.
You’ve seen that huge conference table, right?
It’s not that he’s trying to be intimidating… he just wants a head start on running,
Yeah, he might need to use this justification to take over all of Europe, so that he can properly address window safety comprehensively.
Oooo I love mysteries! I wonder how she fell
This is why they say regulations are written in blood. Russia really needs to get on top of its building codes.
"Mystery"
exactly
Dem russian windows are so fucking dangerous, so many important people keep falling from them. Why won't daddy puttin save them?
Did it ever happen that the same person accidentally fell out of the window multiple times in a row until they got it right?
Well, they tried to kill Rasputin a bunch of times, but never succeeded. I don't know if they tried the window thing.
Unfortunately there isn't actually much evidence for this being true, just some stories told by Russian soldiers who already hated and feared the guy. There were a lot of myths around the whole thing that mostly seem to be bs.
Basically "oooh big magician guy ... scary, woooo... did you know the youngest daughter survived too?"
That said, I do not believe they attempted any window-hurling, that probably would have been a good test for magical powers.
No way, that would be ridiculous - instead they fall out of the next window down, which is like a totally different window. Possibly somehow along the way they also manage to shoot themselves in the back of the head, before falling out of the next window or down a flight of stairs. It's still a "suicide" though, if you know what's good for you (and your family).
Wanted to show the new interns how safe the windows are by running full speed at them
Background. Garry Hoy was a corporate and securities law specialist for the law firm of Holden Day Wilson in Toronto. While giving a tour of the Toronto-Dominion Centre to a group of articling students, he attempted to demonstrate the strength of the structure's window glass by slamming himself into a window.
They need to get a new trick.
They're not trying to hide it, though.
Everyone knows that's what they do. And that's why they continue doing it that way. It's a way to say, "There's nothing you can do to stop me, now shut up and obey."
Someday there will be an important person in Russia who actually does die by accidentally falling out of a window. But nobody will believe it was an accident lmao
Like laying underwear with poison. Oh... right...
If it ain't broke...
unlike that window...
Classic russia
Defenestration: Russian passtime.
It sounds like a "forest-y" type of word though....
Two possibilities. The one everyone is memeing on is that the Russian government did it.
The other is that it was a non-Governmental murder, but authorities are less likely to investigate it out fear of Putin.
And that window's name... Albert Eintwobulletsinthebackoftheheadstein.
Mystery…. Riiiight.
Judge probably actually tried to be a fair and impartial. In the words of Depeche Mode... WRONG.
That window maker sucks
Has Russia run out of radioactive material?
It's a calling card
