Granted.

I think it's fairly common to dislike raw celery.
- Put peanut butter in the crack and then it becomes a delicious snack.
- Dozens!
I fuckin love celery
- Yep me too, just crunching on raw celery is great with or without Peanut Butter and I also add it to smoothies
There are apparently dozens of us!
I really dislike celery. I just don’t like the texture and flavor. Yucky

"Celery tastes like water" is somwthing people only say because they heard other people say it. It clearly does not

- You may be allergic to it, because celery has zero spice.
I think we're back to the cucumber controversy. Or the mushroom one. Anyone being able to smell ants...?

Celery is peak, fight me

Love that crunchy boii
Do I have to fight you? I agree with you.
- Celery stick sword fight.
  Go!

Rhubarb: now when you bit the water with hair in it, it tastes sour.

My sole reason for wanting to try rhubarb pie is because of people who've had rhubarb saying how sour it is. I fucking love sour stuff, and celery. So hells yeah I want some rhubarb. I never see it around here though 😬
- Rhubarb pie is one of my favorite cakes. Try it if you get the chance!
Isn't rhubarb poisonous before cooking
- Its the leaves that have a lot of oxalic acid, the stems are edible raw, just utterly unpalateable. Although if you have a miracle berry first it is apparently delicious - https://youtu.be/hgvRoCY0hNA?t=10m26s
- nope, just the leaves.

I don't know how people eat it, it tastes so horrible

You my friend are in a genetic minority. Sorry about that.
-god

Better than just sticking my finger in the blue cheese dressing tho…

carrots??
- When I say “better” what I really mean is “more socially acceptable”.
  Carrots are also more socially acceptable than my finger…

Celery is delicious and I will die on that hill

Mmmm crunchy water.

This is only true of the celery you find in grocery stores.

Grow some in your garden, you’re in for a world of flavor you never knew existed

Same shit people say about cucumbers and they all taste like bland ass. Literally worse than iced tap water.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Celery
Raw celery is 95% water, 3% carbohydrates, 0.7% protein, and contains negligible fat (table). A 100-gram (3+1⁄2-ounce) reference serving provides 16 calories of food energy, and is a rich source of vitamin K, providing 28% of the Daily Value, with no other micronutrients in significant content (table).

At least it's also salty.

Mom, can I get some sloppy blowjob aftermath?
No, we have sloppy blowjob aftermath at home.
Sloppy blowjob aftermath at home:
- Risky click of the day....
And slightly bitter

I "peel" celery like how I peel a potato. So basically peel off the stringy part. Then I cut them diagonally or at a 45° angle. I then stir fry them with carrots and string peas and baby corn and shallots with some garlic and salt.

It's so crunchy and fresh tasting.

Damnit I wish I had some good shit to flavor my stew with.

Glances at Mirepoix

And have it taste like eating shampoo or some other chemical soup not to be left within reach of children.

Growing your own celery is a game changer. Most produce we get in the store is hopelessly bland.

Celery is honestly the worst vegetable. I will not elaborate further

Counterpoint: eggplant
- Countercounterpoint: Baba Ghanouj

Celery loses most of it's flavor quickly after harvest. When it's actually fresh it's extremely tasty.

Nature's dental floss!

The smell of raw celery makes me nauseous, especially when cut. Cooked in things I find the texture off-putting and tasteless, compounding the unwanted crunch added to something that shouldn't crunch.

Cooked celery is not supposed to be crunchy. Grandma's recipe is cursed. I bet her broccoli is crunchy too, that's why it gets a bad rep.
- Broccoli should be slightly crunchy. Overcooked broc is gross

Best kindergarten snack ever!

cut celery into large chunks, put some olive oil, pop it into the oven and take it back when it starts to char and soft. mix it with mushroom saute (and stir fried beef if not vegetarian)

Then take the entire pot, and pour it's straight in the bin.
- sure, if that is your thing

Even Doctor Who doesn't like it, and he wore celery as a brooch for years.

Battery water