lmao this is too good, I would laugh but I'll be too busy (because I'll be meeting a girl, not that you are really going to understand)
A REAL ONE!
I don't understand :(
(you wouldn't)
I know this is an unpopular take...but I'm cheering the guy on. He obviously needs to get laid. Like, really bad.
I think he needs to fall on his face first, to lose the entitlement and degrading behaviour towards his (up until this point) friends.
Then when he learns he can have another attempt.
He might be like 12 y.o. then this show off is understandable ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
for the girl's sake I hope he doesn't
(assuming it is not satire, but it probably is)
For all of our sakes, I, too, hope he doesn't.
Must be so nice to know girls in real life.
By the way, I use Arch.
I see, you haven’t met the female archers yet.
Female archer... They have penetrating arrows too.
I know wonan who uses Arch.
What's that? Another copypasta hot off the press? Don't mind if I do tyvm!
Not gonna be active on Discord tonight. l'm meeting a girl (a real one) in half an hour (wouldn't expect a lot of you to understand anyway) so please don't DM me asking me where l am (im with the girl, ok) you'll most likely get aired because ill be with the girl (again l don't expect you to understand) shes actually really interested in me and its not a situation i can pass up for some meaningless Discord degenerates (because ill be meeting a girl, not that you really are going to understand) this is my life now. Meeting women and not wasting my precious time online, l have to move on from such simple things and branch out (you wouldnt understand)
@everyoneImage compression says otherwise.
Feel like I've seen this before
Sounds like he doesn't understand.
If she’s in to condescending pricks, it’ll be a perfect match!
Assuming she exists in the first place
And then.. the next day he will be back on discord for hours on end for days on end.
This whole thread was awesome. Thanks, feddies! Sincerely, a real female (way too old to call myself a girl, but in threads like this, I feel like one!)
It’s never too late to not be a grown up
Thanks! I guess if I'm honest, I'm old, but my mind kind of flip-flops on whether it is old, so I usually opt for "female" when not assuming age (mine or anyone else's. Some women get nasty when you use a term that isn't their preferred category--and in my area, have the nerve to be offended when someone has preferred pronouns!).
Tldr I'm a kid at heart.
guys... call me crazy but... I think he will be meeting a girl
I don't understand.
A real one mind you, none of that 2D
A pillow is 3D, so it totally counts!
This guy fucks
I don't think he does, too busy meeting up with a real girl
Napoleon Dynamite reporting from the Internets...
More like kip, but yeah
Not gonna be active on Discord tonight. I'm meeting a girl (a real one) in half an hour (wouldn't expect a lot of you to understand anyway) so please don't DM me asking me where I am (im with the girl, ok) you'll most likely get aired because ill be with the girl (again I don't expect you to understand) shes actually really interested in me and its not a situation i can pass up for some meaningless Discord degenerates (because ill be meeting a girl, not that you really are going to understand) this is my life now. Meeting women and not wasting my precious time online, I have to move on from such simple things and branch out (you wouldnt understand) @everyone
What in the fuck
Hello guys today I just had very hot sex(not gay)(with a woman) and it was pretty fun I fucked her pussy(because she is a woman) and she said she enjoyed it a lot(with a female voice because she is a female). Anyways losing your virginity(to a woman) is very exciting and I hope to do it again(with a woman).
You know, it makes me only think otherwise.
I had a short phase like that in my early teens. I hate you for making me remember that.
Is this a mother's day post?
We all know his Mum.
Ahem. 😅
Took her forever to get here from Canada.
She's from one of the provinces, there's so many you wouldn't know it
Needs more parentheses.
(not that it would help)
@everyone
Your posts are the ones most likely to warm my heart, make me smile or even literally lol. This one did all three. Thank you, my friend. <3
Ha, thanks! I'm just trying to do my part to add content to the fediverse.
Very welcome! Thank you, too!
The hero we want AND deserve
🏅
I've met several. Would not recommend. Cooties, I believe you Yanks call them.
That's sweet she came in from Canada to visit him.
What's the Joke with Canada?
Is that the new Nigerian Prince?
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