I like my dick thoroughly unguillotined, thank you very much
82 0 ReplySpeak for yourself
46 0 ReplyThat's what the "I" at the beginning stands for. You guillotine yourself as much as you want.
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Doesn't matter, had sex.
20 0 ReplyShe put a bag on my head
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How do you know, have you even tried?
15 0 ReplyI bet you're not even gona fap to that
9 0 ReplyI wouldn't go that far.
9 0 ReplyJoke's on you. Twice, and I'm not even done reading the comments.
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We get it, you're not Jewish.
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This article is hilarious and I'm already a gym bunny but the idea that I could snap one off is awakening something weird in me.
53 0 ReplyI volunteer as tribute
44 0 ReplyBut why ;-;
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For people who don't want to read the article and as a long time practicer, the exercises are kegels, squats, glute bridges, and medicine bell sit-ups.
51 0 Reply29 0 ReplyFrom the movie Teeth, in case anyone is wondering
20 0 ReplyI... was not. But, thank you.
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Will these exercises work on the butthole as well? asking for a friend asking for a friend
29 0 ReplyButtholes are usually pretty strong already
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new bottom surgery just dropped24 0 Replyjust gonna upvote and see myself out
14 0 ReplyFun fact: It's called a "french kiss" because you're supposed to bite their tongue off.
12 0 ReplyI shall resist the urge to google this, to see if it is real...
11 0 ReplyIt's a Reductress article.
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*Wench Revolution
11 0 ReplyLooks like 'King Richard' is finally gonna be executed boys!
10 0 ReplyTeeth as told by Parisians
7 0 ReplyLa Blue Girl vibes.
3 0 ReplyJust use vinegar.
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