I've told this story a lot on Lemmy so if you've seen it, just ignore it.

I found out I have oral allergy syndrome when I started getting into making smoothies. I said to my best friend (an autistic gentleman), "I love the potassium and macros on bananas but I just don't get how yall get past the burning."

He looks me full in the face and says, "No one burns. Bananas don't burn. They don't burn anyone."

And that is how I found out I'm allergic.

Cold can be painful for those with arthritis.

This is my boy. He scratches all his posts, his scratchers, everything and is very good about it, but at a certain length he'll do his usual routine where he'll gently hook the edge of a blanket and lift it, and drop it to ask someone to tuck him in, and the blanket won't drop.

He also might catch a claw on the sofa or something. Time to clip claws!

taxed

Now I see why they avoid taxes so hard.

An unemployed baby?

How embarrassing.

This would work. I work in a new grocery store and we have enough to fit... they are barely contained. If there were suddenly more of them I wouldn't know what to do.

The thing wooshed on was Epstein didn't kill himself.

The twice as nice icon is on every item it applies to. If you're gonna buy something you can just check it and see if it has the logo.

You know what would be a fantastic way to spur forward legislation and law stopping the president from doing anything bonkers?

Having the president do something bonkers that the evil assholes who are setting the field to make Trump a king, have no choice but to stop.

The people arguing against using this new power because using it now makes you just as bad as "them," are the dog-sitting-in-a-room-on-fire meme.

"Using the fire ax is just as evil as destroying the house yourself! Get fucked. We caught the Republicans smoking. Make them smoke the whole pack.

Wow. My skin was crawling the entire time.

Bane in the Harley Quinn animated series.

Gotta add the lack of movies coming out this year to compete against certainly isn't hurting.

Look I dunno. Title didn't say they were using it to self-medicate! I take prescription drugs for my ADHD. If caffeine helped I'd probably do that too.

They weren't responding to curing ADHD with water. They're responding to the title, asking what they can drink to avoid caffeine.

I'm not made of money!! Leave me alone!!

I'm so sympathetic to this ogre.

Sometimes the reason is because the author is pretentious.

This is how I accidentally named one guy "ThisGuy" and the other, "Thatguy."

On the plus side, Jim Bob the bridge builder is a long term friend I keep looking up when we visit town.

Never watched the show but I googled her and the problem isn't that she's a fatty. It's that her face shape is so round, so people see more fat than if there.

I'm probably a good 50 pounds heavier but my family has obscenely high cheekbones so even as a fatty I have those hollows in my cheeks that people assume is thin. It's not the weight there, it's bone structure.