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RmDebArc_5 @sh.itjust.works

1y ago

Anon makes money

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- Too many pixels, I can't read it.
- I need it charred.
  
  Done
Get stabbed
Bleed out in a literal gutter
$800 tho
This anon is white
Fun trick! Don't try in America!
- If anything it would be easier in America.
  Just shoot them the second they touch it. Even if they're running away with it and you shoot them in the back you will gey away with it.
  
  This protip only works for Cops
  
  But then you have to move all the time. A pile of bodies might scare off bike thieves.
  
  Alternatively, run over with car. You can commit any crime while in a car and get away with it. It's the law.
- Do Americans even know how to ride a bicycle?
  
  Yes, but they don’t know how to change gears.
  
  They just don't know how to start it.
It's all fun and games till the person who stole your bike has a weapon, or is bigger than you and has friends with them
- I'll take $75 of my profits and buy a shit new bike whenever someone I can't beat up takes it
  (I cannot beat up many people. I would not profit from this model.)
  
  And they're not going to steal a $75 bike, they steal nice bikes that have resell value.
That's just robbery with extra steps.
AKA police work.
I understand the “kick a dude’s ass and take their wallet” part, but not why we need the bike with gps prelude
- I believe there's a quote by "Taco" in"Better call Saul" along the lines of "I love robbing criminals, because they never go to the cops"
  
  The problem with criminals is they are often stupid enough to go to the cops.
- It's to make sure the victim deserves it.
  
  Lemmy needs an out of context quotes community.
  
  Ah now it makes total sense!
- Seriously, it's just mugging. The bicycle part is a whole separate issue, if you do this you're just mugging people. Same crime, same potential legal consequences, same potential for getting a sharpened screwdriver in your kidney.
  
  Kidney thing happened to you too, huh...
- The bike thief is probably less likely to go to the police? Idk
I have questions
- Answer - yes you DO need to clean under your foreskin
  
  but then all the flavor is gone
I wish more people did this. Id watch this over to catch a predator any day
- This is psychotic.
  
  While I dont necessarily agree, I do agree that petty theft affects regular people all the damn time, you cant do anything about it or you can catch an assault charge, the cops cant or wont do anything about it either so you just have to accept that sometimes people are going to take your shit and nothing is going to happen.
  It would be nice to know those people get their comeuppance from time to time.
  
  Yeah, unless you're a police department and are literally doing a sting operation, this is just robbing people with extra steps.
New side quest unlocked!
- Enh, repeatable fetch quests are boring.
  
  It's a bounty hunting quest, though.
Criminals can't call the cops...

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