The one your friend, Dick, borrows

I hate this mainly due to the number of penises per button. The playstation buttons are actually numbered based on the number of lines associated with the symbol (circle = 1, cross = 2, etc). This flys directly into the face of that. The circle button needs to have 1 dick where the tip curves and touches the balls, and the triangle needs to have 3 dicks. 0/10

My favorite kind of math is dick math. Thank you.
- https://www.scribd.com/doc/228831637/Optimal-Tip-to-Tip-Efficiency

No one: "No one:"
- Maybe I'm just too literal, but I have no idea what to make of the "no one:" part of these memes. Every time I see it, I feel like the joke works just as well without it.
  Nobody can't have no dialogue, people!
Ty

Made specifically for Genital Jousting

Yes, that was my first thought too.
And I've just seen they expended the game a lot with various different dick sports.

Aren't the PS symbols copyrighted/branded? I read somewhere that there's some IP involved, so you can't use the standard symbols.

What I can't draw squares and circles anymore?
- The specific design of the shapes is trademarked, not copyright. Drawing circles and squares is fine. Using those specific shapes in a game meant for use with a Playstation controller falls under fair use. Otherwise using them in any way that it would seem like Sony would be involved, not so much.
  IANAL, but this describes it well enough.
- Branding is product specific. I wouldn't be surprised if nobody can put a pink square and red circle on their controller due to trademark, but that doesn't mean Sony owns red circles and pink squares. It means they have reserved the right to exclusively have those buttons on their controllers as it's part of their branding. If other people put those buttons on their controllers it could be mistaken for a Sony controller. If you want to put a pink square and red circle on another product Sony doesn't sell then you're probably fine.
Pretty sure they are. Dbrand got sued by Sony for the first version of their darkplates because of the symbols on the inside. https://www.theverge.com/2021/10/16/22728936/dbrand-pulls-ps5-darkplates-from-sale-sony-threatens-legal-action
Can you copyright basic geometric shapes? These buttons are usually circle, triangle, X, and square. Or A, B, X, Y.
- Curse Microsoft for having popular controllers with wrong button labels! This is the only correct layout!
- I think the point is they copyrighted these symbols as part of their branding, just like their logo, so in the context of games and game controllers
They all have their symbols copyrighted or trademarked I think, so they can't just use standard button orientations. The punks.

I can't unsee the dick swastika

C'mon man, swasdicka was right there
- Ah, fuck. You're right. I'll never recover from this
Glad I'm not the only one
At least it's the Buddicks swastika.

dedicated "little brother" controller

Didn't know I wanted this

Btw you don't have to go on Shitter, the account is on Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/lucia.red

That's perfect. I've been thinking about checking out bluesky.
- It's not perfect, but much better than going to Shitter. Some people apparently find Mastodon obscure or confusing and switched to Bluesky instead. Supposedly it's more friendly towards new users. I just hope that bridgy-fed improves and becomes more common in the future, so we can follow Bluesky accounts from the Fediverse and vice-versa.

Here bro, here's your controller

Brought to you by Mad Catz!