Political Memes @lemmy.world Ultragigagigantic @lemmy.world 7mo ago

Portapotty poetry

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, poetry, but who are we eating first? Where's the action?
- Start at the top.
  
  Yes but are we doing depth first or breadth first? Or maybe Dijkstra if we can come up with a reasonable cost function?
  
  After you, my good sir or madam.
- Jamie Dimon’s Bedford House: A luxurious property located at 144 Sarles St, Mt Kisco, NY 10549
  
  And not P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney? I'm disappointed.
  
  Ooo JP Morgan, I like it!
- To be honest, eating them would be a bad idea because of how full of garbage they are. I say we recycle them or feed them to the zoo kitties. /S
Boss makes a million

I make a buck

I cut the converter

Off the company truck
- I saw buck and converter and I thought you were going for an electronics joke
  
  Boosting revolution
just to be clear, when you say riot, you really mean eat the rich right?
- Pad the coffers of our local guillotine co-op.
That second to last word... Hues? Dues? Lues?
Here I sit, broken hearted..

Get the fuck off the pot, revolutions started
Almost as poignant as:

Here I sit all broken hearted,

Came to shit and only farted.

Then one day, just by chance,

Tried to fart and shat my pants!
This is far better bathroom graffiti than "don't look up, you'll miss. Don't look down, you'll cry."

Although I quite like that one too.
Ya know, it's not that hard to get away with murder. Or arson, for that matter.
- Watcher had a video on some arson case from the 80's where the arsonist was recording the fires he did and at one point an investigator realized that one of videos of the fires he had responded to and recorded himself, was taken at the same time as his video from 3 feet behind him. They never caught the dude.
  
  I wonder if it would play out that way today with cameras everywhere
- It is when the victim has more money than some countries
  
  And enough cash for body guards and/or a mercenary army. But let me indulge in wishful thinking, haha
- Famous last words for sure 😄
  
  I imagine "it's not that hard to get away with murder" or "arson" was said by a lot of people currently in prison.
“Boss gets a dollar, I get a dime. That’s why I always shit on company time.”

Give a nickle raise… save more on TP

Seriously though. Everyone should be in a union
- By a nickel you mean 5k/yr not .05c/hr right? Right?!
  
  No. the original "I get a dime // shit on company time" saying is very old. like old enough people were actually being paid in dimes. A nickle raise would cost less than the TP used in shitting on company time, hence my (lousy) middle-manager joke.
  
  Seriously. if you've got the option... be in a union. If you don't... Uh... my advice is... start one.
Last line should be

"And take what's ours back"
"BuT PeAcEfuLl prOteStinG WerKs"
2030 is the date.
Look for the union label:

https://youtu.be/V2CU1cdTlQE

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