7-Eleven plans to sell hot dog-flavored sparkling water
7-Eleven plans to sell hot dog-flavored sparkling water
7-Eleven is selling hot dog-flavored sparkling water.
The retailer has teamed up with beverage brand Miracle Seltzer to create a lineup of sparkling waters in four different flavors: lemon lime, green apple, sweet orange and hot dog.
7-Eleven says the hot dog flavor is a twist on one of its most beloved snacks, the Big Bite Hot Dog.
According to a news release, the Big Bite Hot Dog Sparkling Water is a liquified version of the iconic snack – ketchup and mustard flavors included.
Now do chocolate starfish
Instructions unclear. I showed a 7/11 clerk my butthole.
Sounds like the instructions were clear!
Did you get yourself a cookie?
Only in a hot dog flavored water.
A huge supply of tish
That's fucked up!
I was just thinking "I'd like a pack of chocolate starfish to pair with my hot dog sparkling water"
More details on the availability of this flavor will be revealed on April 1 – but in the meantime, the rest of the 7-Select x Miracle Seltzer lineup including Lemon Lime, Green Apple and Sweet Orange can be found at select 7-Eleven® stores.
I am suspicious.
But if you announce it outside of april 1st, you're the fool then.
Well that's what I am thinking - you can't claim it's an April Fool's Day joke outside of the actual day (and usually the morning). If it's an actual AFD joke then just announce it on the day.
Hmmmm 🤔
MFW the hot dog flavored water drops:
IT'S JUST ONE OF THOSE DAYS!
but but, where is the chocolate starfish?
It's holding the hotdog
That album was a banger!
Somehow, the "sparkling" part makes it even more gross xD
A chocolate starfish would be the perfect pairing dish to this drink I'd say!
this, is not, a test.....
this, is, realityyyy
- begin bass guitar intro *
Putting out a product that's offensively bad in a limited run, selling a bunch of it real quick for the novelty value and then discontinuing it is a pretty tried and true strategy. We're here talking about it right now, and a certain percentage of us are gonna hear about it and think "That's so terrible that I have to try it just so I know how terrible it is." If you can accurately gauge the number of people who are willing to buy something bad just to have a novel experience you can make money selling glizzygulps.
So it’s not even proper hot dog flavor, since ketchup doesn’t belong on a hot dog.
Correct. Insert mayonnaise.
Ketchup doesn't belong in existence
Your mom said YOU don't belong in existence. Last night.
Fred Durst could really use the money and should get a cut.
I’m surprised he never got pick up for sexual assault.
April 1, 2024.... silly peeps.
Announcing an April Fool's prank before the actual day is BS.
According to the rules, it makes them the fool.
Dog water. 🤢
This is something Japan would do.
I for one am ecstatic that April fools jokes/pranks seem to be coming back into fashion, the last few years have been practically devoid of anything fun happening around this time of the year.
I had a bacon flavored soda once. It was one of the most disgusting things I've ever consumed, and I love bacon.
I made bacon flavored vodka for Bloody Marys once. It wasn't bad, but pretty niche.
Fuck me that's gotta fucking taste like fuck, fucking dumb fuck company with dumb fuck ideas fucking making dumb fuck money with this dumb fuck product.
Fuck
So they carbonated the steam water from the hot dog machines and put leftover ketchup and mustard in it? America, racing to the bottom of the food innovation world.
7-11 is owned by a Japanese company, and has stores worldwide. You're free to make whatever you want, though!
This is obviously
an attempt ata viral marketing campaign and lemmy is falling for it.And...?
I'm just happy I get to make a limp bizkit joke.
I never felt this sick in my life, not even after hours of riding rollercoasters. 🤢
Barf.
us cuisine is something else.
Would
Put an actual hot dog in it and maybe they can sell it for $30 each
did 7-Eleven steal from Limp Bizkit?!
Chocolate Starfish and Hotdog Flavored Water was one of their later, shitty CDs. Had to clarify bc i figured this was a reach of a reference.
This is a good remember that "flavored sparkling water" is actual a diet soda.
Martin House Brewing already did an alcoholic version.
Just reading about this is nauseating. Goddam, people.
I'm wondering if they are expecting to throw their product right into the trash.
I expect to see it used in weird cooking and reaction videos, giving 7-11 free advertising.
