Yeah. Sure they will.

Would they dream of the originals or the many, many edits that occurred over the years?

You've never read the Bible until you've read it in the original Klingon
The old testament makes a lot more sense and is considerably more palatable if you read just the text separated into their sources. Basically all of the crazy and deplorable shit comes from the "Priestly Source" that was added in to justify the priesthood and their existence or Deuteronomist Source that was added during the exile

"The difference between science and religion is that if all knowledge in both were to disappear, science would rediscover the lost knowledge"

While true, what I don't like about this quote is that it's self evident to atheists and incomprehensible or just wrong to believers, changing no minds at all.
You can't just put that in quotes without telling us who said it.

I mean, they have to believe that. It’s either that or admit that it’s all made up.

Afawk, every known religion in the world is some variation of the ancient Sumerian religion. Yhwh was a storm god and supposedly the Elohim were more peaceful, hence the Jekyll -Hyde personality of the OT god, trying to reconcile the two into one, although it's been suggested "Elohim" are plural.
I didn't think there was a more horrible autocorrect than iOS until I returned to Android.
- I think you're referring to Abrahamic religions. The mythology of, say, Japan is distinctly their own. But yes, to my understanding, Islam is derived from Christianity, and Christianity is derived from Judaism, and Judaism is derived from Yahwism.
  Yahweh was a warrior-storm god, which is why apparently a lot of his curses are carried out via storms or floods. And also why he was very warlike. Then Yahweh eventually got merged with El over time, who was the kind, wise father god of the pantheon. Apparently you can still figure out which parts of the Bible came from which god by looking at if the Biblical god was referred to as Yahweh or Elohim. Apparently there was another storm god from a nearby mythology named Baal, and instead of merging into 1 god, they ended up becoming rival ideologies, which is why the devil ended up being named after Baal (Beelzebub).
  Anyways, Yahwism is kinda wild. Yahweh had a goddess wife at some point and then people just kinda forgot about her
- There are plenty of known religions that share no significant similarity with Sumerian beliefs, ie basically every First Nation/Native American religious system. People have been in the Americas longer than Sumer existed.
  And thats just stuff I'm even vaugely familiar with. I'd wager 0% of Subsaharan African religions, aborigional, and probably most Asian religious beliefs don't have any Sumerian influence.

"And then Jesus stood up to speak before his disciples but Alas he realized that he had not worn pants to school, and his teacher was Will Smith for some reason."

If you destroyed all science books and knowledge, in a few generations they would all be rewritten.

If you destroyed all religions, in a few generations you'd have completely new religions.

A few generations? I think you're massively underestimating the combined effort required to get us to where we are now. Our society is built upon thousands of years of discoveries and progress.
- I think you are missing the point
I love this. Thanks for this.

So they're admitting that the bible really is just a series of fever-dreams? Cool.

Revelation sure is, no?

Mormons: lol. Dreams? No. It's seer stones and gold tablets secretly placed for exactly these types of situations.

Islam?

I mean, that's where that bullshit came from to start with.

I had this gf that I thought was smart until she told me she hadn’t read any of the books in her library and would just sleep with them under her pillow to get the information needed.

That would be a neat trick.
But unless she blends them with skimmed milk and drinks them for breakfast, she won't learn much. I hope you told her.

Who’s to say that the dream accounts of various randos aren’t the lost books of the Bible?

We don't even have the books of the Bible already disappeared. https://www.grunge.com/154122/bible-mysteries-that-remain-unsolved/

If we destroy in an irreversible way and a new one appears, we will have no way to compare it. If we save a hash of the content, will it still respawn ?

If we have a hash that can verify if the text is the same, would it even be irreversible since we can generate random text until we have a match ?

Also, what if we erased a page ? will a dude dream with it, or will it only reaper on total destruction ? If it doesn't respawn, can we keep only a page and keep it from respawning ?

If we throw the last copy into space, will it respawn ? The copy still exists, but it's unlikely anyone will be able to read it.

If we rewrite it, adding more text between the words, we will still have the same text, but we won't be able to distinguish between the original words or the added ones, rendering it unusable ?