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I'll get bludgeoned to death by the barbarians after they realise I can't actually yodel but just give academic lectures about yodelling. So I'm not even useful for keeping people entertained.

I'll distract the raiders with my amusing vanity plate.

I think I'll be alright

I'm either slapping people to death with a broken 40' tv; or i am using screen shards as knifes. Prefer the first one tbh.

I feel like 320 of them could do at least some damage

I'm too cool to die >:3

I'll have a friend 😻

Oh. I think I'll be just fine.

I last long, I cast spells

I’m a c-shaped knife, basically a sickle; At least I can go down swinging .

I win(d)

Invisible hands slapping heads from the sky I guess.

I'll use it to fix the hyperdrive and gtfo.

Heh

Oh hai mark

I'm pretty sure I'm going to live forever in this scenario. I'm basically magic.

Mine is how I flavored my paladin's Spirit Guardians, so everything within 15 ft of me takes a boatload of shiny damage and walks slowly... Think I'm in good shape, if very lonely

Idk I have no idea what TxzK means

I think I'm safe

I guess I’m going to be disappointing people to death…?

Tie them together into 5 sets of nunchaku

Don't worry, I'm a doctor. This is where the weevils are SUPPOSED to go.

Depends on you

I think I'd do fine

I may or may not make it, but Harold is a pretty hip dude. Gonna habe a good time at least.

I got high on my own supply

My name is literally just burger but switched, and a funny E at the beginning.

So ig I just have an opposite burger? Idk how that will help XD

As long as I keep Bakugo happy I think I’ll be ok.

my paws can inflict equal amounts of pleasure or pain, so I have that going for me at least

I'll be in high demand for people with calculators 👀

This is gonna get nasty before it gets better

Well at least I am focused

Mine is always just good enough.

Oh shit, I think I’m gonna be fine.

No one wants soapy clothes, even in the post-apocalypse.