Which Futurama line(s) do you find yourself quoting for no raisin?

You are technically correct. The best kind of correct.

This and the whole "blackjack and hookers" thing, at least once a day lol
- We give our dog an inner monologue. We decided he has a Bender personality and he uses the blackjack and hookers line a lot.
My husband and I use this one all the time

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised

Shut up baby, I know it!

My wife was truely offended the first time I said this to her, which is very rare, because she didn't know it was a reference. Now its good for a double laugh.
- My boyfriend loves that he can say that to me and I’m not offended. He says it to other people and they are confused

To shreds, you say?

Ooh, that’s a good one. I use that a lot too.
- Honestly it's one of my all time favorite scenes from any show

To shreds, you say?

She's built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro.

"I don't want to live on this planet anymore!"

I actually have it on a t-shirt. It keeps getting truer every day.

I'm 40% Futurama references

This is technically correct. The best kind of correct.

My favorite Futurama quote of all time!

I do the Nixon Aroooo on command like a trained seal.

I’m going to make my own Reddit, with blackjack and hookers!

This is the way.
- I have spoken

You are technically correct

Which is the best kind of correct

Oo oo

I'm having one of those things !!!

Like a headache with pictures!!!

This is my go to as well.

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised

I never thought I'd die this way, but I always really hoped!

My go-to favourites are "Shut up baby, I know it" & "To shreds you say".

My wife says "Shut up baby, I know it" regularly.

My manwich!

If I don't survive, tell my wife hello.

Everyone saying "Good news everyone" but the real Dr gem is

"Oh my, yes"

And the variation

"Oh my, no"

I use them weekly

Two live full-time in my brain:

"No dogfood for Victor tonight."
"That's a good old-fashioned gun. Simple point-and-click interface."

To shreds you say?

"I'm shocked! Shocked! Well not that shocked."

Kif, I've made it with a woman. Inform the men.

To shreds, you say‽

This is the worst kind of discrimination - the kind against me

But existing is basically all I do!

Let me worry about blank

Our boys have taken up stealing - one of the worst and coolest of crimes

Our policy is - if you're unsatisfied for any reason, I hate you

Your music is bad and you should feel bad

Tell them I hate them

Hello, lawsuit

That's it - you just made my list

I apologize for nothing

I propose we make Zoidberg do it

This is not a pet license. It's a fishing license - and it's mandatory!

So god damn many quotes, all of the highest quality.

Tell them I hate them
Yep I find myself using that at work a lot 😜

You can't just have your characters announce how they feel... That makes me feel angry!

Good news everyone!

Good news, everyone!

I'm a horse's butt!

Interesting.... oh no wait, the other thing: tedious

Technically correct, THE BEST KIND OF CORRECT!

She's built like a steakhouse but handles like a bistro!

You win again gravity.

"No I'm... doesn't!"

Edit: also "I usually try to keep my sadness pent up inside where it can fester quietly as a mental illness."

Valentine's Day is coming? Oh crap! I forgot to get a girlfriend again!

You are technically correct, the best kind of correct.

That just raises further questions!

you changed the result of the race by measuring it!

Even in contexts where it doesn’t make sense. That was my favorite bit.

No I’m ….doesn’t.

All I know is my gut says maybe.

    
Linearchaos top 10 futurama quotes:

10. Not even if we rub the engine with cheetah blood?
9. It's like a party in my mouth and everyone's throwing up.
8. Did everything just taste purple?
7. kill all humans
6. what?! My mother was a saint!
5. hey sexy mama, wanna kill all humans?
4. Let me show you some of the different lengths of wire I used.
3. I was going to eat that mummy
2. now that's walkin' around money
1. Antiquing (boom)`___`

I have made it with a woman. Inform the men.

At work: “Good news everyone!” when it is, in fact, not good news at all.

She's built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro!

...come to think of it, I quote Zap an awful lot.

I suffer from a very sexy learning disorder
- I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies.

At my work we have something called a scentometer, which is used for gauging how strong an odor is. You bet your ass I call it a smell-o-scope!

Cliche but I'm gonna make my own "insert thing" with hookers and blackjack. And I always use "stuff and junk" from Amy and Fry

I sometimes say 'why not zoidberg?' but usually do it for at least 1 raisin

Nature is cruel and teaches us nothing!

Don't date robots!

Morbo is pleased, but sticky.

Why is my Fry fro all frizzy?

How's the family, Morbo?
Belligerent and numerous!

"...but I am already in my pajamas..."

Tell my wife.... Hello

Oh no, my superhero cream is out of itself.

Change places!

+1

Whats the matter professor? Nothings the matter fry, now that I turbocharged the matter compressor

"THAT JUST RAISES FURTHER QUESTIONS!"

"Most folks just call me Orange Joe."

I have brown hair.

Also "Ow, my sperm".

Don't you worry about Planet Express. Let me worry about blank.

Woop Woop Woop Woop Woop Woop 🦞

This isn't even the scene from that quote but I still couldn't resist making it my profile pic!
- Yeah but it fits the quote better i think. Definitely suits your profile name ;)

We take out that bullseye, the rest of the dominos will fall like a house of cards! Checkmate

PaZuZu

The professor calls out to his pet Griffin

I often say this because where I work we have many Izuzu brand trucks and the show never showed the name in the subtitles so I found it to be a similar sound. When I tell people what truck they are using I say it's the PaZuZu.

Pazuzu, you ungrateful gargoyle! I put you through college and this is how you repay me?
Pazuzu was the name of the deamon that possessed the little girl in The Exorcist

Glagnar's human rinds. It's a buncha muncha cruncha humans!

Thompson's Teeth. The only teeth strong enough to eat other teeth!

You know that safe where you keep 10 grand? There's 5 grand in there!

I hate these filthy neutrals...

I hate these filthy Neutrals, Kif. With enemies you know where they stand but with Neutrals, who knows? It sickens me.
- What makes a man turn neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?
Tell my wife I said hello.

Most times I startle my cat "I'm sorry, I thought you was corn."

I am the man with no name, Zapp Brannigan!

Wooop woop woop woop woop scuttles out of the room

What crazy thing happening are you guys screaming about?

kill all humans!

"kill all humans!"
"Haha, nice futurama reference!"
"What's futurama?"

A little lower. Too low...! Lower!

Stop exploding, you cowards!

A week WOULD be a little much…

"Now I am leaving Earth for no raisin!" but I specifically use "... for no raisin" in everyday conversation.

Same !

REMEMBER ME REMEMBER ME

every time I save a password

Another job well done! (Whenever something has been resolved on its own)

Look at me, Zoidberg, house owner!

Obligatory "Good news everyone!", "I am [title] ruler of [thing]" in Lrrrr's voice, "bite my shiny metal ass", "shut up and take my money", and I'm sure I'll notice more now that I'm thinking about it.

Shut up and take my money any time I see something I'm real excited about for sure

Welcome....to the WORLDDDD OF TOMORROWWWWWW

I've finally found what I need to be happy and it's not friends, it's things.

"My kajigger!"

"I don't want to live on this planet anymore"

"Shut up, baby, I know it"

"Good news, everyone!"

"My manwich!"

Shut up, Baby. I know it!

"first the firefighters, then the math teachers, and so on in that fashion."

Antiquing?

BOOM

Nobody drives in ____, there's too much traffic!

Wait, I'm having one of those things: a headache with pictures.

An idea?

Also:
Dave's not here, man

Fine, I'll make my own [thing] with blackjack, and hookers.

Don't you worry about [thing], let me worry about blank.

Woop woop woop woop woop woop!

I have infrequently quoted lines from Futurama in the past and not a single one of those quotes has ever been rewarded with a delicious raisin. I feel as if I have been bilked out of my raisin.

No raisin for sure, you are technically correct (the best kind of correct), good news everyone, and snusnu.

"I'm Dr. Zoidberg, homeowner!"

And "Good news! It's a suppository!

"The Original Party Worm"

Wiggity wam wam wozzle!
I'm gonna go lay down...
- 🪱

"YOU HAVE A DEGREE IN BALONEY!"

Almost daily:

"Soon enough."

"That's not soon enough!"

Not a quote, but I frequently just crack up remembering that Bender's full name is Bender Bending Rodríguez.

He was built in Mexico.
Well of course. Bending's his middle name.

"I thought you was corn". I say it whenever I startle someone.

What day is today?

It's Leela's birthday!
- What a day for a birthday...

My Fry Fro is all frizzy.

The specific way Zapp says "Oh God, no!".

"You watched it! You can't un-watch it!"

El Zilcho... hey is it too late to change my superhero name?

I already did!

Oh fuff

just practicing my stabbing!

The CLEEMPS!

You callin' me CRAAAAZEH??

(I seem to have a thing for psycho robots.)

Lug nuts precious lug nuts!

Your neutralness, its a beige alert! If i don't survive, tell my wife hello.

All I know is, my gut says "maybe"
- "what makes a man go neutral?"

This is quite a shock! On the other hand, it's not surprising in the least...

You'd think it would be something you'd have to freebase.

With my last breath I curse Zoidberg! Or variants therein. In other words I'm blaming a lot of my ills on that crustacean.

I earned me a cooool fifty wing-wangs.

Death by snoo-snoo!

Who is your Smizmar?

Like a balloon, and something bad happens

Ahhh! What was that? Some kind of boogin?

I hate the people who love me, and they hate me.

Whenever I'm grinding through some beaureacracy : "it's all about the filin'!"

Not the worst song and dance number.

Like the deathray

https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/749e2166-18b2-4f84-9a9c-24d9affe1dc5

"Damn it, my sunglasses were in there."

Kiss my shiny metal ass!

"This concept of 'wuv' confuses and infuriates us!"

"Uh, see, it used to be milk and, well, time makes fools of us all."

"Crap-spackle!"

Number associations are also big for me. So any time I hear 56, 27, or 5:15 I always relate it back to three shows. Extra points if you know what show I’m talking about for each of those numbers.

Is 5:15 from Severance?
- No, although I do love that show. It’s from The Office US, it’s the time that the KGB returns.

Big. Fat. Hen.

My favorite line, "There. I turned a regular board into a diving board." <3 Scruffy.

I get it!
- Ohhh...now I get it.

the atom must smells like a grape

Because of this post.

Bite My Shiny Mettle Ass

Not so much a quote I say out loud, but I often think of the scene where Lurr is buying human horn:

I'm just some guy... RULER OF THE PLANET OMICRON PERSEI 8.

Lrr's wife Nndnnd (when they're preparing to fuck): "MY ORGANS ARE MOVING INTO POSITION!"

I have no strong feelings one way or the other.

Bite my shiny daffodil ass!

Bon jour. Crazy JGibberish! Edited for typo and to add the ‘crazy’ part.

Fun on a bun.

Oh sorry, I didn’t realize I was already here.

OH GOD, NO

I find myself saying, "What about what?" everytime I don't quite hear or understand someone.

Long enough Fry, Long enough.....

Your music is bad and you should feel bad!

I just found one tonight. I didn't realize where is stolen it from, but in the episode Bender Gets Made, this (paraphrased) conversation happens between Leela and the doctor:

What do you see here?

A greyish blob?

Yes! And this one?

A greyish blob?

Not... As right...

I've been saying, "Not... As [blank]" in similar conversations for years, and forgetting where I got it from.

Some light insult Whale Biologist!

Good news, everyone! We did in fact evolve from filthy monkeymen!

https://youtu.be/LpOIPb1_aCU

You guys like swarms of things, right?

"You ever kill a man with a sock? It ain't so hard. ha HAAA!"

Kissenger: "We have all seen too many body bags and ball sacks"

Anytime someone asks me if I'm ok after I get a small injury I'll say "Yet, thanks to my trusty safety sphere, I sublibed with only tribial brain dablage."

For no raisin

Good news everyone!

Why am I naked and sticky? Did I miss something fun?

Some folks call me Orange Joe

"I don't want to live on this planet anymore"

Is used daily

This just comes to me naturally 😂

Assie!

Hahaha...
Oh wait, you're serious. Let me laugh even harder
HAHAHAHAHAHA

That and the blackjack and hookers

Hey, I calls em as I sees em, I'm a whale biologist.