The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised
To shreds, you say?
She's built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro.
"I don't want to live on this planet anymore!"
I actually have it on a t-shirt. It keeps getting truer every day.
I do the Nixon Aroooo on command like a trained seal.
You are technically correct
Which is the best kind of correct
I'm 40% Futurama references
If I don't survive, tell my wife hello.
Everyone saying "Good news everyone" but the real Dr gem is
"Oh my, yes"
And the variation
"Oh my, no"
I use them weekly
Two live full-time in my brain:
- "No dogfood for Victor tonight."
- "That's a good old-fashioned gun. Simple point-and-click interface."
To shreds you say?
Kif, I've made it with a woman. Inform the men.
To shreds, you say‽
You can't just have your characters announce how they feel... That makes me feel angry!
This is the worst kind of discrimination - the kind against me
But existing is basically all I do!
Let me worry about blank
Our boys have taken up stealing - one of the worst and coolest of crimes
Our policy is - if you're unsatisfied for any reason, I hate you
Your music is bad and you should feel bad
Tell them I hate them
Hello, lawsuit
That's it - you just made my list
I apologize for nothing
I propose we make Zoidberg do it
This is not a pet license. It's a fishing license - and it's mandatory!
So god damn many quotes, all of the highest quality.
Good news everyone!
Good news, everyone!
Interesting.... oh no wait, the other thing: tedious
Technically correct, THE BEST KIND OF CORRECT!
"No I'm... doesn't!"
Edit: also "I usually try to keep my sadness pent up inside where it can fester quietly as a mental illness."
Valentine's Day is coming? Oh crap! I forgot to get a girlfriend again!
No I’m ….doesn’t.
you changed the result of the race by measuring it!
Even in contexts where it doesn’t make sense. That was my favorite bit.
You are technically correct, the best kind of correct.
That just raises further questions!
All I know is my gut says maybe.
At work: “Good news everyone!” when it is, in fact, not good news at all.
I have made it with a woman. Inform the men.
Linearchaos top 10 futurama quotes: 10. Not even if we rub the engine with cheetah blood? 9. It's like a party in my mouth and everyone's throwing up. 8. Did everything just taste purple? 7. kill all humans 6. what?! My mother was a saint! 5. hey sexy mama, wanna kill all humans? 4. Let me show you some of the different lengths of wire I used. 3. I was going to eat that mummy 2. now that's walkin' around money 1. Antiquing (boom)`___`I sometimes say 'why not zoidberg?' but usually do it for at least 1 raisin
Cliche but I'm gonna make my own "insert thing" with hookers and blackjack. And I always use "stuff and junk" from Amy and Fry
Nature is cruel and teaches us nothing!
Don't date robots!
At my work we have something called a scentometer, which is used for gauging how strong an odor is. You bet your ass I call it a smell-o-scope!
"...but I am already in my pajamas..."
Tell my wife.... Hello
Oh no, my superhero cream is out of itself.
"THAT JUST RAISES FURTHER QUESTIONS!"
We take out that bullseye, the rest of the dominos will fall like a house of cards! Checkmate
Woop Woop Woop Woop Woop Woop 🦞
Don't you worry about Planet Express. Let me worry about blank.
Whats the matter professor? Nothings the matter fry, now that I turbocharged the matter compressor
"Most folks just call me Orange Joe."
I have brown hair.
Also "Ow, my sperm".
I am the man with no name, Zapp Brannigan!
Most times I startle my cat "I'm sorry, I thought you was corn."
You know that safe where you keep 10 grand? There's 5 grand in there!
Wooop woop woop woop woop scuttles out of the room
What crazy thing happening are you guys screaming about?
A week WOULD be a little much…
A little lower. Too low...! Lower!
REMEMBER ME REMEMBER ME
every time I save a password
Another job well done! (Whenever something has been resolved on its own)
Look at me, Zoidberg, house owner!
Stop exploding, you cowards!
"first the firefighters, then the math teachers, and so on in that fashion."
Welcome....to the WORLDDDD OF TOMORROWWWWWW
Shut up, Baby. I know it!
"My kajigger!"
"I don't want to live on this planet anymore"
"Shut up, baby, I know it"
"Good news, everyone!"
"My manwich!"
Nobody drives in ____, there's too much traffic!
Fine, I'll make my own [thing] with blackjack, and hookers.
Don't you worry about [thing], let me worry about blank.
Woop woop woop woop woop woop!
I've finally found what I need to be happy and it's not friends, it's things.
No raisin for sure, you are technically correct (the best kind of correct), good news everyone, and snusnu.
"I'm Dr. Zoidberg, homeowner!"
And "Good news! It's a suppository!
My Fry Fro is all frizzy.
"I thought you was corn". I say it whenever I startle someone.
"YOU HAVE A DEGREE IN BALONEY!"
I have infrequently quoted lines from Futurama in the past and not a single one of those quotes has ever been rewarded with a delicious raisin. I feel as if I have been bilked out of my raisin.
Almost daily:
"Soon enough."
"That's not soon enough!"
El Zilcho... hey is it too late to change my superhero name?
The specific way Zapp says "Oh God, no!".
"You watched it! You can't un-watch it!"
Oh fuff
I already did!
This is quite a shock! On the other hand, it's not surprising in the least...
The CLEEMPS!
You callin' me CRAAAAZEH??
(I seem to have a thing for psycho robots.)
just practicing my stabbing!
With my last breath I curse Zoidberg! Or variants therein. In other words I'm blaming a lot of my ills on that crustacean.
You'd think it would be something you'd have to freebase.
Like a balloon, and something bad happens
I hate the people who love me, and they hate me.
"This concept of 'wuv' confuses and infuriates us!"
"Uh, see, it used to be milk and, well, time makes fools of us all."
"Crap-spackle!"
Like the deathray
https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/749e2166-18b2-4f84-9a9c-24d9affe1dc5
"Damn it, my sunglasses were in there."
Kiss my shiny metal ass!
Whenever I'm grinding through some beaureacracy : "it's all about the filin'!"
Not the worst song and dance number.
I earned me a cooool fifty wing-wangs.
Death by snoo-snoo!
Who is your Smizmar?
Ahhh! What was that? Some kind of boogin?
Big. Fat. Hen.
Bite My Shiny Mettle Ass
the atom must smells like a grape
Because of this post.
I have no strong feelings one way or the other.
Bite my shiny daffodil ass!
Bon jour. Crazy
JGibberish! Edited for typo and to add the ‘crazy’ part.My favorite line, "There. I turned a regular board into a diving board." <3 Scruffy.
Fun on a bun.
Oh sorry, I didn’t realize I was already here.
Long enough Fry, Long enough.....
I find myself saying, "What about what?" everytime I don't quite hear or understand someone.
OH GOD, NO
Some light insult Whale Biologist!
Your
musicis bad and you should feel bad!I just found one tonight. I didn't realize where is stolen it from, but in the episode Bender Gets Made, this (paraphrased) conversation happens between Leela and the doctor:
What do you see here?
A greyish blob?
Yes! And this one?
A greyish blob?
Not... As right...
I've been saying, "Not... As [blank]" in similar conversations for years, and forgetting where I got it from.
Kissenger: "We have all seen too many body bags and ball sacks"
You guys like swarms of things, right?
"You ever kill a man with a sock? It ain't so hard. ha HAAA!"
Good news, everyone! We did in fact evolve from filthy monkeymen!
For no raisin
Assie!
Some folks call me Orange Joe
Why am I naked and sticky? Did I miss something fun?
Good news everyone!
Anytime someone asks me if I'm ok after I get a small injury I'll say "Yet, thanks to my trusty safety sphere, I sublibed with only tribial brain dablage."
Hahaha...
Oh wait, you're serious. Let me laugh even harder
HAHAHAHAHAHAThat and the blackjack and hookers
Hey, I calls em as I sees em, I'm a whale biologist.
