The average American shower

Hey, until you've had a beer in the shower don't talk shit. It rules

I have had a number of shower seltzers and ciders, it's great!
- Sounds a lot like alcoholism
A shower beer can be pleasant once in a while for sure
That's just the sauna beer of the rest of the world. :D

Smoking in the US has actually fallen off a lot.

Yea we vape now! Smoking is yucky and gives you cancer but ooooh mango flavor
- I love the smell of chemistry sets in the morning
Sure. Have you tried smoking in the shower?
- Once, when I came home high as hell from a friend's party. Surprisingly did OK. Just had to keep it up and over the shower wall do the water didn't get it.
  
  Wouldn't do it in an enclosed bathroom with no windows again though.
- I tried vaping in the shower but it didn't work for very long

I dunno. Looks staged. Loofah and cigarettes are more suggestive of European shower.

That's because this is an American woman's shower. That's a "personal protection" purse gun. If it were a man in that shower his manhood compensating modded fully auto AR-15 covered in Punisher, thin blue line, and trump 2020 stickers would be visible.
- Seriously. Wasn't the cocoa butter a clue? Like any real manly man would put cocoa butter on his balls. Whenever he gets a chance. Cocoa butter. On his balls.
  
  Excuse me, I'll be right back.
- It would also be cowboy killers (Marlboro reds) instead of 27s. There are some subtle clues.
- Fuck off, I'm an American Man and I shower with my AR-15 with "This Machine Kills Fascists", Dark Brandon, and Pride stickers; don't leave me out
- And you better believe the manosphere psycho who keeps that grout perfectly clean is going to be shining up the chrome of an engraved Gadsden snek on whatever the revolver equivalent of a submarine chronometer is. Matte black means you can’t stare into the eyes of your reflection on the gun while you jerk off.
- Because American women can't have AR guns in a purse?
The Buc-ee's lighter says Texas lol

I wash my ass with beer as nature intended

That's pretty obviously a Texan's shower. The Buc-ee's lighter is a giveaway. However, that's a Pabst instead of a Lone Star.

I'm very concerned about that person's mental health.

Hey, I stick to snuff when I'm in the shower. Save the cigarettes for when I can mix it with weed with dry hands.

Reminds me of this

I loved this guy's delivery

I used to smoke in the shower in the ‘70s. Loved it.

I also had a roommate who had to get up at least once per night to smoke.

Nice glock bro

In college, after working Friday night in the dining hall kitchen, a Pabst 16oz can was my shower beer before heading out to the weekend parties.

How I still got up to work Saturday and Sunday breakfast shift is nothing short of miraculous.

American breakfast

What about the average American grower?

They don't need the gun.

Can I get a hell yeah?!

HELL YEAH, BROTHER!!!
HELL YEAH MFERS!!!!!!1!!!

No burger the size of a child's heads or at least a couple shower twinkies? As a european, I am disappointed.

There is no such thing as a shower Twinkie, but I think you're on to something and should contact the Hostess company.

I'm just wondering how you got into my shower

nailed it!

BY GOD!

Rahhh 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

Where is the SUV mall crawler, or is this photo from inside?

The gun is just there to exfoliate.

My reaction was: Nothing wrong with that, but I might not have my pistol in the shower. The moisture will cause the slide to rust.

What's the jar under the cigarettes?

Cocoa butter.

Just like saying all Germans are Bavarians

Calm down. Have a Pabst Blue Ribbon.
- I’m hungover from Guiness

Forgot the orange

I much prefer the full size Glock 17 in my shower over the Glock 19. I feel the Glock 19 is a much better carry gun where as the 17 has the extra velocity to stay on target from my shower to the front door.