There may be some hard feelings about the breakup

Who breaks up with someone and then falls asleep while they're still in the house?

No one. This is just a picture between swapping toilets and someone put dishonest text to it.
lol yeah if a breakup is such a common event in your life you’re just like “we’re done and imma go get some sleep now” that could be a sign you should work on your relationship skills
Depends on the relationship.
If you live with someone and you break up with them, you don't expect them to move out that same afternoon? Unless you're offering to put them up in a hotel or something.
If anyone has a relationship with someone they can't sleep around after breaking up.....run.
I don't date crazies, I'd do it.
People who don't give a shit

Maybe he paid for it.

I remember something about a guy who had paid to put hardwood floors in his girl's place and then after the breakup he tore them up and took the wood with him.
- That's quite petty.
I bought a house that was a foreclosure. I think they took what they felt they owned. That included a sink, all the smoke detectors, all the door knobs, all the appliances. It was strange.
- In 2009 I was trying to find my mom somewhere to live. There were a lot of houses for pretty cheap since the 2008 crash had just happened. That was good, since my mom doesn't have any money. Since she doesn't have any money I went looking at a lot of foreclosures. Most of them were missing all of the appliances, all of the light bulbs, pretty much everything not bolted down (plus a few things that were), and a lot of them had holes kicked in the walls, counters destroyed, and whatever else the former owners could do to vent their anger at the banks. We ended up renting her an apartment since neither of us had the money to repair all the damage and missing features from the foreclosure houses.
- It's probably safe to assume that a foreclosure sale involved at least some level of malicious compliance, especially one due to the 2008 housing crisis.
I remember this one, he was a plumber who had installed the toilet and decided to take it out of spite. Super mature.

Reddit is a microblog now

Nah, it's just where people invent intriguing fictional back-stories for mundane pictures they find. Same as it ever was.
- Same as it ever was.
- At the very least, I can't find this image without text referencing the toilet being stolen anywhere, so whoever originally posted it seems to have claimed that.
Define a microblog please. Because anywhere you can post text can be a microblog lol. Not just the ones I'm the sidebar.

Well at least he took his shit with him

Or

That’s a shitty thing to do

If you can peacefully fall asleep after a breakup, you kinda deserve it

If someone did that to my bidet I would be forced to terminate any international treaty I had with them.

He needs it more than you because he’s obviously full of shit.

I will genuinely never understand these comments, who cares? Is it supposed to be funny that you don't believe it happened and care so much?
Especially with something like this that doesn't sound like something that'd never happen, way crazier things happen regularly. I just can't wrap my head around it why these kinds of comments are on nearly every meme.