Sovereign citizen has a fake diplomatic permit.

The qr code is just a text string. It says "1,000,000". Fucking amazing.

He's got 999,999 problems, but leaving the country ain't one.

Oh, really? I bet if he leaves the borders of the US at all he carries a real passport. No customs officer will put up with this. They have zero sense of humor when it comes to documents.

I want to see some stories of people who have tried to travel internationally with these.
- they're out there. the guy that sells them has been arrested like 36 times for trying to cross borders with them.
- I have one I will post separately!
He did not. See new post by OP

“Diplomatic Operations Specialist”

🤡

Also the fact that "title" is the only one not capitalized is amusing to me
- 'Beneficery' 🤣
Standing: Diplomatic Immunity.

OP is here for you!

Those are two different people. One is a man and the other is a woman, for one.
Man he is an idiot lol

Only question is how much he owe in child support

I'll bet that looks real good in his wallet tucked next to the "get out of jail free" card

But those actually work.

Arstotzka so great, passport not required

hamilton bro is irl jorji

My favorite part is trying to pass off this super official looking /s card with this lame ass cell-phone photo in a zipper jacket lmao

He literally used his FB profile picture for his scampassport.
- Looks like he wanted to mask the photo that is on the "passport" originally.

The least believable part of this card is it being valid for 20 years!

Is that the Bundesadler top middle?! wtf xD

It is indeed, just checked with my German passport.
Whoever did this ID literally just put random shit from a Google images search on it
I think so!

I like how he wanted people to know his birthday, just not how old he is

But the visible 1 shows he's over 23

I should start a business selling these

549.99 with 5G resistant plating included for free!
Back when I worked in retail someone tried to get a credit card with a fake "gov" ID. We called the cops. A detective showed up real quick and confiscated the ID while interrogating the guy.

Tried to get the "provider" out of him and cut him loose. Told us someone has been peddling the IDs and they were on it.

That was 20 years ago let alone now. So ymmv on that side hustle.
I'd check with a lawyer before opening shop. I suspect there's no law against this, but it may fall under a genetic defrauding the mentally impared.

You know it's just a matter of time before someone sells you out to get a plea deal.
- You don't think there is a law about fake IDs?

It feels like they would be fucked if these worked. The US is not good to non-citizens.

Oh it's much worse than that.

Imagine if this worked, and people could just exempt themselves from the law by carrying a card that says "diplomatic immunity" on it. Everyone would do it, you'd be crazy not to, even if you weren't planning on committing crimes, just to prevent the possibility of a (potentially unjust) arrest or conviction.

And once everyone is above the law, you basically have The Purge, which devolves to more of an Escape From New York kind of vibe, before finally landing in Mad Max territory.

Or, alternatively, we recognize that the card works just as well for the authorities, who can't be charged with anything for ignoring your diplomatic immunity.
- "Diplomatic immunity!"
  
  "You heard 'em. Cut off their access to public services while we arrange transport to their homeland of... Oh! Heaven! Hey! Have Phil get the cannon ready!"
- ironically, the state of Texas is trying this "no, laws don't mean anything' tactic with the supreme court right now.
- It might even encourage people to commit crime. I know I'd use it to tape Monday Night Football without the expressed written consent of ESPN and the National Football League.

These people can't be this braindead. It doesn't take a genius to understand that countries have to also recognize their political status to make it real in any way other in than their minds.

They are SO batshit crazy.
Is this just an America thing?

Only found out about it recently and it just seems bonkers, like in what state of mind do you have to be to think you can just wish away the laws of the country.
- It's also a thing in other countries. In the Netherlands there recently was a news article about someone who got financially ruined because she and her husband stopped paying taxes and rent because they claimed to be sovereign.
  
  Probably imported the idea from the US, where it's much more visible.
Nation states are a figment of our imaginations. There is no American particle or German substance. Sovereign citizen are just a low budget version of that particular game of make believe.
- Sure but the point is that for the American one to exist outside of its own little game, the German figment has to agree that it exists too.

Bro, this shit doesn't even work for white people.

You got no chance.

Where does one report the loss of the card? Or to who?

To Jesus Christ himself.
Nah, you just go to Office Max and make another one.

The funny thing about this is that if this were a real thing, the issuing agency would necessarily possess all of this person's precious ~~bodily fluids~~ personal information.

Huh, I wonder what a "beneficery" is

Aw, that's cute. Little hologram and everything.

That eagle hologram on the top looks suspiciously German. Going through the versions the most like likely (wing shape, size of tail, various details) seems to be the kleines Bundessiegel, small federal seal, this one.

So tough luck, this is actually a personell identification card of the limited liability company making up the German federal level.

I like that it expires in 20 years, lol