I like the idea that the best advice Jesus could give is "keep on truckin" lol
72 0 ReplySometimes Jesus takes the wheel and sometimes he hands it back to you so you don’t run your truck off the road
14 0 ReplyI used to sign bibles in hotel rooms with that exact phrase. This one is definitely not one of mine, though.
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That's a good advice, but my favorite is "love thy neighbor".
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Shit yeah, let's go get that bitch authenticated. Worth it just to see wtf they do for that part
18 0 ReplyAuthenticator: This does indeed appear to have been signed by Jesus Gonzalez, who works at Walmart with the seller.
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Ah yes, let me sign this book about my future.
Keep on truckin'. 100% legit.
13 0 ReplyIn modern English, using the Latin alphabet.
8 0 ReplyWith a ballpoint pen
6 0 ReplyTHE LATIN ALPHABET VVAS AROVND AT THE TIME. VVHETHER IESVS KNEVV ABOVT IT IS A DIFFERENT MATTER, THOVGH HE DID HAVE SOME RVN-INS VVITH THE ROMAN EMPIRE, SO MAYBE?
Modern English and trucks though, definitely not.
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Who is this Jesus, he like a celebrity in Mexico or something?
12 0 ReplyCelebrity? No, he owns a bookstore in Oklahoma. Ask for Jesus Ramirez to get signed copies.
6 0 ReplyI think he's a MLB player from Puerto Rico.
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It's also addressed at john wick
7 0 ReplyHow exactly does one authenticate that Jesus actually signed it? Also he definitely didn't, it wasn't written until 400 ad or later
6 0 ReplyThis post cannot be more American
6 0 ReplyThey must have the 3 AD version of the Bible. :P
5 0 ReplyEveryone seems to be assuming they meant Jesus Christ, but it's much more likely an actual modern person called Jesus signed it. (If an actual modern person not called Jesus didn't sign it)
5 0 ReplyCould Jesus even write?
4 0 ReplyDoubtful. Wasn't great with math, either.
5 0 ReplyKept dividing by two and getting double, smh.
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Well, trucking is capitalized. So, I guess no.
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