2014: Barack Obama Tan Suit Scandal (biggest scandal of two presidential terms)

There was the whole "Winning the Nobel Peace Prize while ordering drone assassinations", but yeah, tan suit was #1.

Imagine 2014 fox trying to rile up their base because the president was killing innocent brown people. They wouldn't give a fuck. Tan suit and Dijon mustard were all they had to work with.
I’ll take targeted strikes over the indiscriminate ones that level residential blocks I’ve seen lately.
- "Targeted" strikes that blew up schools, weddings, and a doctor's without borders hospital
Yeah but that wasn't a scandal. The news, his peers, everyone (important) was all on the same side. At least on the drone strike thing. Not everyone was happy about him winning the Nobel.
He won the prize before even entering office.
Obama was like Sherman: His deeds will be memorized in the occupied territory for all of eternity.

I like how this is remembered as a scandal, as opposed to drone striking a wedding

Americans have different priorities
- That sounds reasonable. Thanks for the perspective
and a doctor's without borders hospital. You know you're a piece of shit when one of the most altruistic organizations that's ever existed calls you a war criminal

Don't forget when he dared to ask for GREY POUPON on his hot dog! Oh, gasp and swoon! The media assured us that it was exactly as bad as Trump raping a thirteen year old girl, because anything one side does is just as bad as everything the other side does.

I'm fairly certain drone strikes are a bigger scandal than a tan suit

Nah, they were killing brown people
- Imagine if they were killing tan people
Funny how that scandal went away once a white man massively escalated the number of drone strikes... as well as stopped recording civilian casualties.

The real scandal was how fucking hot he looked in that suit!
And how jealous the GOP was of it.

Dapper lad

Republicans accused him of trying to remove God on the money and made him sign shit to "remind him".

They also accused him of saying tire gauges were his foreign policy plan because they love lying and are a bunch of bastards.

Lots of aren't fond of the Dems either but the Republicans are just terrible people.

his environmental plan
edit: https://youtu.be/akjXqfvLu28?si=amqRfli9TK8biDze
a trip down memory lane

You'd think it was when he approved the extrajudicial killing of a US citizen with a drone. Imagine someone like Trump running with the precedent he set.

Oh yeah, that's fun, let's go back further. Remember when Bush lied about WMDs to invade Iraq? Imagine Obama running with a war in the Middle East on his hands.
- George Washington executed his own troops for demanding to be paid for their service. Imagine.... Yeah.

So people are super mad that Obama fought islamic terrorism? Ok

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