I do find it pretty metal that these Eldritch abominations that come from a poisonous plant are some of the tastiest things on Earth.
126 0 ReplyIt tried to kill us, but it failed. Was humankind metal all along?
59 0 ReplyHumans are space orca. Don't think it caught on here as much yet compared to reddit.
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95 0 ReplyI just saw that brace of coneys a few seconds ago.
14 0 ReplyTHROW IT IN THE FIRE
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This is the first time I've wanted potatoes mashed but not because I'm hungry...
58 0 ReplyVanquished potatoes sound tasty.
23 0 ReplyRevenge is a baked potato best served cold.
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Mac wants the flamethrower!
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Just found out today if they start to sprout even a little you shouldn't eat them?
26 0 ReplyNO, that's not right. If they turn green you shouldn't eat them. If they sprout in darkness, so the sprouts are white, just pluck the sprouts off and peel like normal.
Just don't eat green potatoes.
77 0 ReplyPotatoes being green is also unrelated to them sprouting it just happens when they get too much sunlight while growing
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For what its worth the photo above is a sweet potato which is different and generally wont become poisonous.
17 0 ReplySweet potato leaves can even be eaten, they are nice stir fried with garlic and ginger.
However never try to eat regular potato leaves, they are poisonous
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Portal 2 moment
20 0 ReplyPotatoes can literally kill you with poisonous gas if you store too many of them wrong. It was a real risk when potato cellars were still a thing.
16 0 ReplyYou can start a new plant from each of those roots.
14 0 ReplyI was curious how this came about, so reverse image seached. In short, it's lockdown potatoes.
https://nypost.com/2020/07/06/woman-returns-home-to-find-potatoes-had-sprouted-terrifying-tentacles/
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