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CNC

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So, command 'n conquer?
Porque no los dos?
I've found that subs really dig it when you've machined your own spanky tools...
Also, HAAS are some jank ass machines. Tiny ways, newer controls are glitter covered shit, they fucked up the remote handwheel...
So a CNC programmer writes how a CNC session in the bed should go?
- Ok babe are you a fanuc based controller or a 3d party derivative?
  This is very important because of interpolation...
I had jokes. I still had jokes when I finally figured it out thanks to the comments. I don't need another burner account. If I made my jokes, I would absolutely have another burner account.
I'm not a bad person, I say bad things sometimes. I'm trying to be better.
I find that aluminum is the best medium for trial and error because even though it is somewhat expensive, it's easy on the bits. And that is important regardless of the bulk material costs.
- Whats next your gonna say you dont do speeds and feeds?!??
  You sick fuck!
  /s
- I find that aluminum is the best medium for trial and error because even though it is somewhat expensive, it's easy on the bits. And that is important regardless of the bulk material costs.
  Dude your CNC sessions are totally out of hand if you are having to buying aluminum in bulk. Just get yourself some shibari ropes and a blind fold if you want to take your time and make it an extended session.
- What about brass?
I had to come to the comments to find out what she meant. CNC fabrication was the only thing I could think of.
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- Just wanted to say that's an amazing emoticon.
  
  They are built into the Voyager app! (☝︎ ՞ਊ ՞)☝︎
The VF4 is a fantastic vertical-mill for any and all machinists! Step it up and maybe one day you’ll get yourself a JohnFord!
The comments prove this is the most relatable meme of all time
Why is it ALWAYS CNC?
It's like the DNS of sexual fantasies for women.
- Domain Name Server?
  
  Yas
- Because total submission is hot.
  Because being wanted so much that somebody is willing to throw away their common ethical code is hot.
  Because rough sex is hot.
  Because doing these things in a safe space with somebody you actually fully trust is really hot.
I literally do not understand the meme. Is the first meaning of CNC something sexual?
- Consensual non consent.
  Also known, or formerly known as rape play.
  
  I prefer "struggle fucking"...
  consensual of course
  
  Eh, I'll make the mill please...
  
  I feel like calling it rape play is just more honest.
  
  And the use of computerized numerically controlled fabrication can't be part of consentual non co!sent because...???
- Computerized non-consent.
- consensual non consent
  
  IT'S DYNAMITE
I'm a woman and That's what i thiught too. Is there a sexual conotation to cnc? Maybe that's why my sex life is shit
- No. It's shit because you don't have enough CNC hardware to attract a lover.
  
  Makes sense. I bought a fucking 3d printer instead of investing on a cnc. I'm dumb
- consensual nonconsent, aka rape kink
  
  wtf
  
  Nah, I want the CNC Machine
As long as the machine isn't an Okuma, I'm in.
- *oh-cooma >:)
I came here to learn what CNC is
They told me learning is fun
They lied
Imma head out
I am SCARED, people, SCARED, I tell you. Good day to you!
Command and Conquer?
If we play Red Alert, I call Great Britain!
- I always go France or Korea. Base walking Grand Cannons or spamming Black Eagles.
  
  Kirov reporting in
Is there any other meaning..?
- I had to noodle on this one for a while and ask around. I think, and this is only a guess, that this might be "consensual non-consent", which is a role play of sexual assault.
  
  Wait so not command and conquer?
  
  It's not necessarily role play of assault, though it can be that. It can also mean that blanket consent has been given ahead of time, and so the subject is unaware of what may happen to them or when, and by the nature of it can't give specific consent for any particular action. It can have to do with pushing/exploring boundaries, a power dynamic kink, or just enjoying the element of surprise, among others.
  If you're doing it right, consent can be withdrawn at any time via a pre-established non-verbal signal and/or safeword, and any bondage equipment will have safety releases.
  e: In case it's unclear, I just mean that the definition is more broad than that. I don't think there's anything wrong with role-playing assault.
  
  Wow, I’ve never been more terrified of “CNC machines”…
  
  I had to learn to program CNC machines with punch tape back in the eighties, so not too far off.
  
  Yep, thats it
- ~~Computer Numerical Control~~ Consensual Non-Consent
- Ironically a few years back I was starting a project at work and was told one of the machines was a "miyano" I didn't know what that was so I googled it... Entire first page of images was anime.
  Turns out it was a 12 axis lathe...
  
  12 axis??
- No
Ooo boy, she's about to learn about g-code!
- We don't talk to police, we don't make a peace bond.
  We don't trust in the judicial system, we shoot guns.
  We rely on the streets though we do battle in the hood.
  I was born in the G Code, embedded in my blood.
- The g-code spot is a myth!
- she will "not consent" to that
Fuck yeah command and conquer!!
- I'm playing through it now. It's such a groundbreaking game, and still holds up years later.
Anyone asking me for CNC, will be pleasantly surprised when a truck arrives with an 5-axis Fanuc.
- You just have a spare $100,000 laying around?
  
  If you weren't eating so many goddamn avocado toasts, you would, too.
- Hello, I am here asking you for CNC! When should I expect the truck? And does it come with tooling as well? 😁
We need two more panels: the guy saying "and this is a CNC machine" and the girl saying "that's not what I meant by CNC!"
- I think some guy once said "Brevity is the soul of wit". It would actually be better without the final caption in the bottom right
- Repeating a punchline does not make it funnier.
  
  Not with that attitude it doesn't
Joke's on you, I don't know either (any) meaning of this abbrevation!
- CNC = consensual non-consent, basically roleplaying being forced into sex.
  The other CNC is a machine for creating physical stuff using computer. Like a laser cutter or a 3D printer. No idea what the actual meaning of the abbreviation is.
  
  Computer Numerical Control
  
  Computer numeric control
  
  I love how you explained both.
  
  Thanks for the explainer!
When I tell my friends I've done cognitive behavioral therapy but use the acronym...
- I'm trying to think of the meaning you guys are saying, because for me it keeps making think of Computer Based Training, though I think that acronym fell out of use a decade ago.
  Wait, I thought a sec and now I know exactly what it means. Oof ow my balls.
The moment when they g78 💀💀💀💀💀
(Peck drill can cycle)
Imagine a drill bit going up in down
Babe, you got a Haas? I said I wanted to try CNC, not this Fischer Price Tinker Toy shit.
(I don't actually hate on Haas but I know they're often more light-duty than some other options.)
This is not funny. Like, it's just dumb.
- Coming straight from the urban dictionary entry because I didn't know of CNC in that context, this really seems unsettling. Who knows what op had to go through
Things That Make You Go Hmmmm...

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