Probably too small to be seen by officer flossy

Cool but what if it got out but then decided to go for brunch first and met a cute but overworked and slightly ditsy bit of positive matter, thus setting the stage for a light hearted but ultimately sincere romantic comedy drama

Believe it or not, 2001 was forty-five years ago

Fuck me this is an absolutely outstanding meme what-ho old chap old fellow old fruit I must say hmm mmhmm yes indeed

Pig van! Ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner pig van doo di doo di doo di doo Di piiiiig vaaaaaan

This one is very nice :)

It’s all fraud all the way down, unfortunately

Oh wow look it’s election fraud. Committed by the serial fraudster and the compulsive liar. Who could have predicted this.

I can’t get over how everything is labelled like why even have a picture at that point man it’s not a metaphor or even a simile it’s just a descriptive paragraph

I actually sprained my ankle trying to read this thanks x

Your package from CERN plc inc has been picked up by the courier and is now in transit. It is not possible to cancel this shipment.

Your package from CERN plc inc has arrived at the inbound sorting facility

Your package from CERN plc inc has departed the fulfilment centre

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The headlines again: truck overturns westbound on the A6 south of Paris, eye witnesses report ‘dark shapes’ among the wreckage

More after the break. Experts weigh in on the A6 crash, roads still closed so expect heavy traffic if you’re heading east or west from Dijon.