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I'm a social justice cleric IRL

(But I'm still waiting for my spellcasting ability. Any time now.)

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As a liberal Elder Scrolls fan, I had to become a social justice stealth archer.
- Sounds like an appropriate build for taking out Flock cameras and Stingrays.
  
  The mental image of critical hitting one with a lightning enchanted arrow excites me in many ways.
People do pick those classes, when there are riots you can see some social justice pyromancers for example.
- Those are Social Justice Alchemists, I think.
@rpgmemes the truth is probably that I'm a social justice commoner with an acolyte background
- I too am classless, but at least my alignment is Neutral Woke
  
  classless
  Proletariat
Social justice bard singing protest songs
- Was about to say, Bob Dylan and Willie Nelson are definitely social justice bards. Probably the Beastie Boys too, but that just feels super weird for some reason.
  
  Punk bands too. Jello Biafra, Henry Rollins, and Tom Morello are certainly social justice bards.
Social Justice Dungeon Master checking in.
- How's your Slay Gerrymander writing going?
  I'm feeling very behind and hope someone else is scaffolding that too.
So was luigi (allegedly) a social justice ranger
- Rogue because of sneak attack and cunning action.
- Social Justice Glass Canon
Deep down we are all Social Justice Barbarians
- Trans rights are half-orc rights!
  Anyone who disagrees will experience the special ability barbarians are best known for.
  
  Trans rights are half-orc rights!
  I have a half-orc character who takes signs from their "god". Both times, the half-orc started two orc supremacists groups. The half-orcs primary target was the elites aka the elves.
- Speak for yourself, I'm a Social Justice Oozemancer
We need social justice thieves to steal from the rich
- Does seeding torrents count
  
  Yarrr
  
  🦜🏴‍☠️🫡
- That's basically the cult of Eserion
Ooh I am a social justice thief and agent of karma.
I used to deliver home medical equipment for a decade. Oxygen machines, hospital beds and the like.
I'd short the rich patient's supplies and give the always bitter and entitled fucks the oldest, loudest equipment, and give the extra and the nice, small, most portable and dependable equipment to the most destitute, who were always the nicest and unlike the patients in affluent towers would always offer me tips I'd always choose to decline.
When the rich fucks called to complain "their machine is too noisy" I'd always tell the management that explicitly told us to give the worst equipment to medicaid patients I gave them the best machine in my van, lol.
It wasn't much, but I'm very proud of that time in my life. Honestly I feel like I did more good in the world in that job than I did as a therapist. I made the lives of the elderly poor of the city I live in significantly easier and more manageable off the backs of the elderly wealthy, who often then went and private paid for their own brand new oxygen machines (that were the same models I'd given to their poor counterparts) anyway.
- I salute you, your parenrs and yourself should be very proud. It's not always the things with the biggest monetary value attached that make the world better.
  It's the little things.
When I was in undergrad, I co-led a student homeless outreach program that would go out and hand out pb&js, bananas, water, etc. every week.
I was paying for supplies for the entire program out of my own pocket, so being a broke college student, I'd take regular bananas and mark them as the overripe ones at checkout, until I got caught a few times.
Maybe that qualifies as a social justice thief?
- @papertowels @rpgmemes As a SJ Cleric, I have to say “no”. As Thomas Aquinas said:
  It is lawful for a man to succor his own need by means of another's property, by taking it either openly or secretly: nor is this properly speaking theft or robbery (SumTh, IIa-IIae, q.66, art.7, resp.)
  Taking things for other people who actually need it is not theft, thus you were not a thief.
  
  And OP didn't actually take anything from anyone, they just paid a different marked up price for bananas than the stores wanted them to.
SJ Wizard checking in
- @AUnionofKobolds @rpgmemes 🤝
  
  I do love this place
When it comes time to throw molotovs I'll yell "I cast fireball"
- @ScrambledEggs @rpgmemes
Social justice troll. Reach up from under the bridge and whack redpill incels as the try to cross.
Social justice thief is basically Robin Hood.
Social justice assassin is Luigi.
Social justice bard here.
I’m a social justice druid, no doubt lol
- Doo-Dad! (Pikel from RA Salvatore novels)
I'm pretty sure that there are a few social justice necromancers floating about.
Ehem. I prefer social justice Rogue.
Also dont feel bad OP, in early editions Clerics couldn't cast until level 2
- @AUnionofKobolds @rpgmemes So there's still hope!
- Woah, a kobold union? How have I never seen you around before? How do we join? What are the dues like?
  
  We've got a union hall in Sigil! Dues are usually handled by the Dungeon Steward, a percentage of the loot left behind by adventurers goes to pay for union operations.
  Slaves to dragons no more!
We probably need more social justice artificers to do SIGINT at protests and operate drones and such.
I'm an Oath of the Ancients paladin
Techno Mages spread the word of FOSS in the name of social justice.
Social Justice Necromancer
Social Justice Warlock
Social Justice Rogue
I am definitely a social justice artificer.
Shotgun SJ Healer
I can't make up my mind on whether or not a social justice thief would be based.
I'm a social justice bard.
Social Justice Tinkerer here.
Finally some recognition for the rest of us!
Social Justice Warrior
Everyone hates the Tankies until they need someone to tank
Why? Because npc. Everything else is a pc class.
If you are not playing the meta You'll never win!
I used to be a social justice paladin, but then I spent several years of counterprotesting bigotry against myself to the mental health
Because the others could actually change society.
I mean whatever gets me a sword, flames are optional but encouraged
Can I be the social justice dude, I wear a bathrobe like the big lebowski
Social justice clerics for health care!

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