Grab your pitchforks

Nah we don't have a common enemy, you couldn't accept my taste for pineapples, I will not start being best buddies with you just because you think there's someone with a worse taste, you'll just use me to attack them and when there are no more kiwi pizza lovers you'll go back to attacking me, the pineapple pizza lover. Either grow up and accept people like different flavors than you, or the pineapple kiwi pizza alliance will make you'll taste flavor combos you wish could go back to hell where they came (this is an allegory to queers who want to exclude queers more "flamboyant" than them so that the heteros can leave them alone)

Also “LGB drop the T”. Once all the trans people are in camps, who do you think they’re coming for next, LGBs?
I’m convinced.

Woah I’m not that gung ho, I’d like to try this first.

real pizza fan
- I’m not pizza racist. I just won’t eat deep dish consistently
I'd like to see the fruit chunked into smaller bits, a little think/charred red onion, some matchstick peppers, oregano and basil, maybe a light grate of lime zest.

FFS let people eat what they want in peace.

I am up voting both your comment and the pizza crimes one, because in practice I agree with you (and personally like pineapple but hate pepperoni, sausage, and olives) I do enjoy faux rage about it too.
- Feel free to hate me then. My favorite pizza for a while was topped with
  chicken
  pineapple
  black olives
  sriracha

Fuck it, I will stand with the kiwi pizza people. Pass me a slice and I will see what I think.

!pizzacrimes@lemmy.world

Oh no, that poor bird. All for an awful pizza.

You can pry my kiwizza from my cold, dead hands.

This is a breach of the Geneva Convention

It's torches and pitchforks time people.

I've no clue why you've been downvoted twice for your amusing comment
- Probably disgusting Kiwi-pizza eaters.

I’d try it…
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Yeah seriously, kiwi is fantastic, pizza is fantastic, kiwi on pizza? Probably fantastic. If it’s like pineapple it’ll caramelize when it cooks.

People that legitimately judge people based on their pizza topping preferences are on the same level of emotional intelligence as those who refuse friendships with people who root for a rival sports team

I concur (although I roll my eyes at the idea of rooting for a sports team, especially if it's big)
https://medic.cafe/@mikka/115327704666504237
- Words to live by

I'm a huge fan of sweet and savoury in the same dish. Pineapple on pizza is great, but there are a lot of dishes from South-Asia that combine unique flavours. One of my favourites is rice with a yellow curry sauce with raisins and peach slices on the side. There can even be nuts in the rice to mix it up some.

People need to step outside of their food comfort zone and try out different things.

People need to step outside of their food comfort zone and try out different things.
I agree! My rule is, generally, if someone likes it there’s something about it worth liking. I can’t always find that thing (sometimes for genetic reasons, like cilantro and, I suspect, very hoppy beers), but I’m always willing to try.
This isn’t only true of food, by the way. Music is another place this is true. If you can find why people appreciate a type of music, you can usually learn to appreciate it even if you didn’t at first.
- Except country bleurgh
Sweet and Sour Pork
Lemon Chicken Rice
etc.
Barbeque sauce is like half sugar

My daughter and wife both made the appropriate horrified, shocked face when I showed them this.

Personally, as long as I can have my deep pan, spicy beef x2, spicy pork x2, spicy sausage x2, doner meat x2, peperonni, fresh chilli, and jalapeno pizza I don't care what other people have on theirs. My wife likes sweetcorn and pineapple, and knowing this I still married her.

I've never tried roasted kiwis, but roasted peaches are absolutely delicious. What about peach pizza?

I've had that - peach, prosciutto, and burrata with a balsamic glaze on a white pie. Delicious.
- i've had peach prosciutto and provolone with the balsamic glaze and it was amazing. i'm now angry peach season is over.

You are all banned from entering Italy. I will personally deport you all and put your asses in a reeducation camp.

This is tribalism, pure unadulterated satanic ritualistic shit. If jesus was here he would be crying now.

I feel like I'm the only one with no strong opinion either way about pineapple on pizza.

I'm with you. I'd never order a Hawaiian but if you put one in front of me I totally be happy with it.
- there's a place nearby that does a fantastic bacon and pineapple. perfect size bacon crumbles, crushed pineapple instead of chunks or tidbits. fuck now i want one and i'm not supposed to eat that without beer, doctor's orders.
- It is named Hawaiian, because he used a brand of pineapple called Hawaiian, was created in Ontario Canada. Portland Oregon already had papaya and pineapple pizza.

Nah I wanna try that I love kiwis

a kiwi strawberry dessert pizza sounds fantastic

I love salami, capers and banana on a pizza, don't judge if you haven't tried it!

Yeah, I have no problems if you honestly give something a try and don't like it. But the people who judge without trying are acting like small children. I'm not sure why anybody gives their uninformed opinions the time of day.
Controversial but I can't help but be curious...
I will absolutely judge anything before I try it. A best guess before trying is perfectly fine as long as it is updated after trying.
My experience with trying brussel sprouts as a kid was that they were terrible, just mushy and bland. As an adult I had roasted and properly seasoned brussel sprouts that were fantastic. It is important to be able to judge before, after, and revise based on new knowledge!
In this case I have had sweet fruit on pizza and my judgement is that I would probably like kiwi fresh, but not as leftovers.
Idk about banana and capers, but salami is a somewhat standard pizza topping
isnt pepperoni just fancy salami?
- Isn't salami just fancy pepperoni?

I wouldn't try it but whatever floats your boat. Who the fuck am I to tell someone what they should eat and like? Matter of fact, who the fuck are you?

I wouldn’t try it
Not very “PieMePlenty” of you.

I mean, I'd try it, I love pineapple pizza but wouldn't expect to

... I'd try it..

Genuinely I think this would be more enjoyable than pineapple on pizza. It's not that I hate pineapple on pizza, I just hate pineapple in general.

Yeah, I hate kiwis (the fruit), so I wouldn't eat this, but I love pineapples on pizza, so I'd imagine it'd taste good for people who like kiwis.

New Zealand style pizza: kiwi, chicken, and mutton as toppings. Guaranteed to make the new Zealander in your life very angry you attributed this to them

You don't peel kiwis before putting them on pizza COME ON

Fuck yeah - I love to floss and pizza!
- Do you mean kiwi skin? Or you talking about something else?

thats alot of kiwi on a pizza.

Does that make it an Australian pizza?
- I am waiting for the Aussies to agrily reply to this one.

I thought pickles would be the new controversy, but this raises thing to a new level.

I mean pickled jalapeños are great (especially with pineapple) on pizza so it makes sense that something similar for folks that don’t like the heat would be tasty too
Nah, man. Pickles are an established thing on pizza. At least in my parts of the world. Try a pizza with kielbasa, onions and pickles if You get the chance.
I've had a hamburger pizza that had hamburger, onions, pickles cooked on and then lettuce added after kind of like a taco pizza. The pickles worked well as part of the whole package, but would probably be overwhelming as a single topping.

Hell, nah. Pineapple and kiwi on pizza are the same category.

Yeah i struggle to see how this is any different

Potato on pizza 1000% victory

Potato and bacon pizza is where its at. Maybe even some peppers, onions and mushrooms as well
Cubed or whole?
- Sliced

Would

I've always disliked kiwi, only recently discovered it's because I'm allergic to it. Mild reactions so far but now I'll just avoid it altogether because subsequent exposures can cause worse reactions.

I will find you. When I find you I am going to torture you until you cannot handle it anymore. And when you cannot handle it anymore you will die. But when you die you will not relax, because I will be there with you.

"I said key lime pie not a kiwi pie!"

"...no, no, that's fine I'm still going to eat it."

I absolutely would eat that.

Needs more anchovies and pineapple.

Maybe some durian and Surströmming, too.
- Now we're talking.

Ate a quattro formagi bianca with figs, last week. It was delicious.

I've never eaten kiwi, so I don't know what to say. I generally hate fruit. But the only one I do eat is pineapple but only on pizza.

If I had to describe what a kiwi tastes like, it's somewhere between a lemon and a pineapple. More sour than a pineapple, but not so much so that you couldn't eat it raw comfortably.
- I would expect the cooking process to sweeten up the kiwi, but that is just a guess.

Hi, I'm the enemy

I am a dill pickle on pizza fan. Works well with red, but it really shines with olive oil, pesto, mozarella, some dill weed sprinkled over the cheese, then slice coins from the vlassic dills (or any crunchy salty pickle - not the sweet stuff. YUCK).