3rd Trimester

Tony Hawks Kitchen Skater

Probably capitalism.

I think my house is pregernet??

Pregananat?
- Dangerops pregrent sex, will it hurt baby top of his head?

When earth and water love each other very much...

It's water is going to break any day now.

Is that your mom's kitchen.

wilson's the father

Graboids

How is kitchen formed?

https://youtu.be/k3OJwGiTVIc [34 seconds]

If it's in the US ... it's probably Tylenol

Sewerage explosion imminent.

Or tree root growing into your kitchen
- Really? Roots grow pretty slowly. You'd have a small perturbance, then a little bump, then an annoying bump. This is a "kitchen is almost unusable" level of floor displacement. And considering the rest of the room doesn't look like it was ignored for 10 years.....

Daddy where do sheds come from?

Well, son.......

Someone took a wrong turn at Albuquerque.

♥️

Telltale ❤️

The dead guy under the floor wants to talk.

Dead guy? What dead guy?

Tremors

Came here for this. Thank you

this vexes me

Spiciest pillow

This happened to me at my old condo. Apparently the original tiles had very little “adhesive” (or whatever you call that concrete mix to make them stick) so when one piece finally detached, it caused a chain reaction and lifted the surrounding tiles. I was in the bathroom and legit thought my living room was about to cave in the way it sounded. And this was at the 15th floor of a high rise.

Mole people

Did ~~anyone~~ any of the inhabitants survive after this entire building failed catastrophically?

the whole Navidson family except for the brother and those climbing guys, but arguably they killed each other.
I'm still alive and I can see some people going about their day out my window, so yes, there were survivors.
- I see what I did wrong there now.
- "There were no survivors."
  "Then how am I reading this and how are you reporting it? Huh? HUH??"

Men will literally fuck anything

I wish women would 🙁

The wooden door on the dish washer? There can be no explanation.

At first I was like, how fancy, they’ve matched their dishwasher to their cabinets. Then I saw the handle, and now I need answers.
- I'm guessing that they are idiots and wanted a dishwasher with the same front as the rest of the kitchen but bought one with controls on the front instead of inside. So they mounted a front only on the lowest bit. And then because idiots (as mentioned before) they also added a handle.

Something is compressing this house sideways. The tiles have no give, so the floor with them bulges up.

That's a water leak.

Obese relative locked up in the cellar?

Poke it.

Bop it.

War of the Worlds.

Whale

Clearly a sandstorm in search of spice

I'm legit baffled.