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SurfinBird

@ SurfinBird @lemmy.ca

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3 yr. ago

  • To people who put utensils the wrong way up in the dishwasher. Why?

  • How do you put the freak utensils like the avocado slicer and the garlic smusher? How do you orient your lemon squeezie?

  • What little thing instantly improves your day?

  • That has also improved my day.

  • Caption this

  • That character the writers don’t know what to do with in season 4.

  • What comedy movies aged like fine wine?

  • Y’all have mentioned so many, I have to go obscure. New Kids Turbo.

  • The true embodiment of peak male performance

  • Is the erection better for sprinting? Might be the secret to success.

  • tree(1)

  • This new Junji Ito manga looks great.

  • booty

  • Be the change you wish to see in the world.

  • egg📏🔧irl

  • Many Men Online Role Playing Girls

  • Gonster Rule

  • Does drinking this liquid turn you into the toxic avenger?

  • im so ruled... :I

  • Boop

  • Late Late Show w/ Craig Ferguson 6/5/2006 Jon Favreau, Shooter Jennings & the .357's, Lee Child

  • That’s Craig’s signature opening line for every episode of the show.

  • Late Late Show w/ Craig Ferguson 6/5/2006 Jon Favreau, Shooter Jennings & the .357's, Lee Child

  • It’s a great day for America.

  • The Final Season of 'The Boys' Felt Like Watching a Comedian Bomb Their Set

  • Please just learn to enjoy things

  • Off Menu [Mr. Lovenstein]

  • The burger is $23 and sides are extra.

  • I replaced the evaporator blower in my Samsung fridge today.

  • Nice! You know what the best part of this story was? The telescopic rails. I don’t know why but that’s very satisfying.

  • Good rulening sunshines 🌞

  • 8 was having a fine morning, and then BLAMMO! Right in the peepers!

  • For rilax

  • Which part of “someone” is the hook in on that little square?

  • Horseshoe rule

  • Cool. Now do camel toe.

  • Wait for me!

  • Woah pardner. The theme just started. You’ve got lots of time.

  • Drums @lemmy.world
    SurfinBird @lemmy.ca

    Where to get sheet music online?

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    SurfinBird @lemmy.ca

    VW Buzz

  • Risa @startrek.website
    SurfinBird @lemmy.ca

    When Risa suddenly pops up again