QUACK QUACK QUACK

That's what happens when a snake oil salesman is given a government job.

Draining the Swamp so they can Milk the Snake 🤯
- Milking snakes, you say?
  insert busty furry snake

Honestly, I blame Ophra Winfrey for propping up that quack TV host.

Do not get me even started
(for reading convenience, these are links for Rhonda Byrne, James A. Ray, Mehmet Oz, The Awareness Center, Deepak Chopra and Chirstiane Northrup. Her rap sheet is a lot (a lot) longer but I need to go to work)
- The behind the bastards episodes on Oprah were enlightening

Anyway what about the epstein files?

The was quite literally the playbook of Andrew Wakefield when he published the 1998 fraudulent paper in the Lancet that purported to link MMR vaccines to autism, kicking off our entire modern round of anti-vax nonsense.

He stood to make millions selling test kits to people suddenly fearful of vaccination, IIRC. They're all scum, seeking to rake in money on the very fears they've stoked.

The entire antivaxx movement has 7 people at its core, all of whom have something to sell.

Wait iHerb is a Dr. Oz company? Dang, I've used them several times, gotta remember to avoid them in the future

It's a really bad move by iHerb. They made him a brand ambassador or some shit in 2023. The company was doing fine then they had to get in bed with Brainworms' buddy.
You can find all sorts of info on the press releases. Bunch of really lame brain marketing bullshit.
Regardless of who owns it, I’m not sure I would trust any other supplement marketplace. I’m never buying supplements from Amazon ever again.
- Kirkland Brand is fine.

Speed running government distrust so they can begin auctioning off the public sector and taking their sweet cut

Finally we are seeing real American healthcare. This was never about healing or helping people and this is the real reason why we make so much drugs.

Not iHerb! That’s my go to shop. Any alternative to recommend?

I know! Is the only way to get decent peanut butter in some countries. Guess I'm going to have to learn how to make peanut butter.
- EBay.

Could have been worse, like realizing it's genetic and issuing mandatory sterilizations to both the autistic people and their parents.

There's still time!

It is men taking power over women and deciding how they should be treated. What else to expect from a rapist?

Just waiting for him to start pushing Forsynthia as the cure to measles.

Ugh, and folinic acid is just a vitamin that can, in some cases and conditions, help with some language processing issues.

Like it can help with apraxia. It's not a cure for autism. Or anything.

It’s just a vitamin. Like taking vitamin E against cancer. You couldn’t make this shit up.

Everyone knows we're not coming back from this, right?

Pandora's Box is open. Cat is out of the bag. Genie is out of the bottle.

Bury all these fucks 6 feet under and it's still already too late. The institutions have been weakened. Brains have been rotted. Copycats will step up to fill the vacuum. Congress is still infected. It's over.

It'll be like the end of Return of The King. It'll take a while, but it's still the ending.

And when these MAGA morons give their autistic kid "the cure" and it doesn't work they'll blame democrats for "tainting it" or some stupid bullshit idk I fucking hate it here

They don't think [the rest of this post has been omitted for being redundant]

Apparently someone of Kenvue Inc. (owner of the Tylenol brand) forgot to pay the bribe.

Next week it will be some random product that Bayer makes that may or may not be linked to autism.

I knew it was gonna be dumb, but fuck-a-duck! I was not expecting fucking Tylanol to get blamed

So are they going to ban Tylenol or what? Isn't it one of the most common OTC painkillers?

I believe they say it's only for the pregnant mothers taking it causing autism to their unborn babies.
This perfectly fits into all MAGA's Project 2025 tenants:
Women don't matter and Women's healthcare should be reduced and their bodies controlled
Don't care about babies that have been born, just the unborn ones
Blame things without any evidence to enforce solutions that profit the companies who pay into the administration and people who have been appointed there.
- Don't forget children! So many kids are going to get brain damage or die because Trump just went up with a bunch of disgraced doctors and told people not to give any fever reducers unless absolutely necessary
Sorry, only cocaine from now.

Grifters are going to grift. Using the government to grift doesn't surprise me.

What hurts the most is how many people are so desperate that they are going to buy into some snake oil and not actually get any help.

The Wikipedia preview in duck duck go search when searching for Tylenol ingredient list now states that tylenol causes autism, the page doesn't include the update but notes it's being affected by current events.

I think this is based on poor understanding of genetics. A lot of neurodivergent people have mutations in a gene (MTHFR) that deals with processing folate, but that doesn't mean they have reduced folate by itself. But, taking folic acid if you have decreased ability to process it can actually cause health problems. I'm not sure what the difference is for folinic acid, but this just all sounds very pharma-bro and unscientific to me

You should watch hbomber vid on vaccines and autism if you are prepared for a bit of rage. It's def not based on any science or any poor understanding
- My brain doesn't handle videos very well, what's the summary?
I did an undergrad report on MTHFR in regards to how smoking reduces folate levels which can lead to birth defects in babies whose mothers smoked during pregnancy. Did not know about the neurodivergence connection! Might give that avenue a read

Fuck clipping health insurance CEOs and college-touring bigots, these are the ones...

It's like they're trying to be fascists but they're so bad at it. All they can do is run around and jerk each other off while telling their goons to go harrass minorities

Dreading when USA Thalidomide moment comes

What the hell are those faint watermark looking things on the image?

smudgey bulletproof glass
- No over the whole screenshot. Open the full image, it's a lot of text

most pregnant women have been taking folic acid supplements for 40 years.

Look it works, I have never seen a pregnant autist. Check mate!
... /s

Hey its that scene from Sweeny Todd where they sell piss, but its the government. Meat pies anyone?

I keep forgetting to comment this, but does anyone else remember RFK jr setting a September deadline for "curing Autism"? Like, I remember it being a big deal at the time because that's not really how science works. Right wingers tried to contrast it with Biden claiming he would find a cure for cancer, but he didn't set himself an arbitrary deadline to make that happen.

How suspicious is it that he nailed his deadline window for discovering the "cause" and now has a bogus cure in the chamber as well? Nevermind the fact that they don't provide any actual evidence of any of these claims.