Maxxie @ Maxxie @piefed.blahaj.zone

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6 mo. ago

Space Odyssey but Dave, Hal and everybody else is incredibly stupid

-Hey google, please run checks on our ICBM launch systems. Just make sure to run it in flight test mode.

-Surething! ... I am very sorry

nah I'm way too stupid to fall for that

I might consider it, whats the Khan's stance on sodomy?

(You forgot to rule it)

Even if I were to be super charitable and imagine a retiree who has 2mil house and nothing else.. fam sell it for cheaper one. Or reverse mortgage it, or get a life annuity, or use 15 other options you have that other pensioners without 2 million asset don't. These are tough times, have some sympathy for your fellow man.

And 56yo who invested all his money into houses and saw 15% drop -- ok? Investments go bad sometimes, you should've thought about it before mindlessly throwing all your money into real estate. I know thinking about how your actions affect others is asking too much, so I'm not gonna bother.

Put satire side by side with an ironically racist channer, the two differ only in writing quality

I think the joke is "You should restrain your emotions when you're miserable. Otherwise you're weird, whiny and annoying."

These comics do have a punch, its just that its pointed at a different direction that you (and me) would probably find agreeable.

dw you can find a job you're passionate about ^^ to help I got you a position in "smiling while other people scream at you"

is this what hornyposting is for pastors

Depilation cream is a good option. Its easy to use and it lasts for about 8-9 days for me. Just make sure to get the sensitive version, it has a weaker concentration of active ingredient. Using the legs\arms-one on private parts can cause a rash.

(if someone tells me it causes cancer or made out of baby seals I will be very, very sad 🫥)

this is really stupid, but have you considered that the rotational speed of the earth at the equator is like 400 meters per second? How tf are we not flying into space under those speeds?? The answer is obviously that the center of rotation is ABOVE us (that's right baby hollow earth is back) we're inside rotating globe OH AND BTW that's how gravity works, thank me later physicists.

draft dodging 😌

lmao even

I'm glad :) Helped me see a clearer picture too, one of the best explanations of the foundational myth of fascism imo

(it's also on youtube for the nebulless)

"Internal politics is the same as in-group favoritism" is quite a take.

In 2025 why would you label random things as fascism, the actual fascists are right there not even hiding.

ain't a good life for a cat, gotta put em on a diet fam

blessed post

Damn never thought of hardware level cheats but makes sense.

hardware-level anti-cheat when

From a purely technical standpoint: normal (unprivileged) anti-cheat can only look inside the process its running on, kernel anti-cheat has access to the entire OS, is this correct?

Are there cases of cheating which unprivileged anti-cheat absolutely cannot catch? Or is it that kernel anti-cheat is just so much easier to implement.

the third one is not so bad if you're.. uhh.. a tardigrade?