Donald Trump says people are in Epstein files who ‘don’t deserve to be’: ‘It’s a Democratic hoax’
Donald Trump says people are in Epstein files who ‘don’t deserve to be’: ‘It’s a Democratic hoax’
Every picture I see of Trump looks like his mouth is a butthole. Does anyone else see this?
Bro what does your butthole look like
I am a woman. Dude defaultism.
You're just confused by the stuff coming of it.
So he sees the Epstein files as a way to go after his political enemies?
Release the Epstein files.
Whatever, at this point he will be dead in 6 months and they will be leaked, or the other way around, either way this pile of shit is getting flushed by congestive heart disease and kidney failure.
They are sneaking something into his big macs that is causing him to live forever. Otherwise, he would have had massive heart failure by now. Of course, he might just have no heart. That is probably more probable.
That didn't happen.
And if it did, it wasn't that bad.
And if it was, that's not a big deal.
And if it is, that's not my fault.
And if it was, I didn't mean it.
And if I did, you deserved it.
His statement mixes lines 1 and 4 in the poem.
It isn't a poem. Its the narcissist prayer. by Dayna Craig
It isn’t a poem. Its the narcissist prayer. by Dayna Craig
Dayna Craig literally describes herself as a poet.
"The Narcissist's Prayer"... is a poem.
Wait....now there are files again?
Right? Headline should really read "Trump admits Epstein list is real, defends some of the people on it."
...also raped kids
He is really worried about it - for sure. The amount of cover fire insanity has increased dramatically. I just can't believe that out of all those FBI guys no one yet has leaked anything.
I think the list was really the fly log, and black notebook.
Those already were published.
But FBI has 700GB of files that trump promised to make available. Now that he closed the investigation workout charging anytime (Maxwell had trial during Biden) then there shouldn't be problem to release it, shouldn't it?
No, he's projecting that he shouldn't be in them but is... even though they don't exist...
Hell only defined himself. It's only fake for him l. Everyone else is guilty.
Few weeks back the GOP led house oversight committee voted to subpoena the Epstein files. DNC members won the vote with GOP members who had publicly demanded the files release. The POS GOP chairman tried his slimiest to ignore the rest of the committe but was eventually brow beaten into submission -like the pathetic worm he is.
This week they received the first batch of files and are reviewing them.
Thanks for the synopsis, my fellow lemming.
I wonder if them knowing the list of names makes this less likely to come out. If they see some big donor on there, it could be they start pretending there isn't a list, too.
Didn't Ghislane just say there aren't any files in her deposition?!
You can't make this shit up man 😂
They appear file-like.
It's a matter of interpretation.
I was helping at a restaurant when I asked "What does C.C. mean on this order?"
The waitress said, "Coca-Cola."
The hostess said, “Credit Card.”
The cook said, "Chocolate cake."
The bartender said, Canadian Club."
The accountant said, "Carbon Copy."
I always thought it meant cubic centimeters.
Yeah Mr. Prez... Let's prove that!
Whatever happened to "do the crime, do the time" eh?
Other communities are temp banning you until you find a new schtick.
Nobody on Lemmy has any power to do ANYTHING about the Pedo-Files. You can stop harping on it.
This dude's vocabulary is like 37 1/2 words.
When you consider that includes the Fourteen Words, he's only got 23.5 words left which include hoax, witchhunt, and bigly.
And then on the Harris side, it's "Kamala Harris says people are in Epstein files who 'do deserve to be': 'It's a Republican hoax'"
so trump just admitted he was there and knew everything? Because the only way to know who isnt in the epstein files, is to know who DO deserve to be in the Epstein Files, because trump witnessed, saw and knew everything that happened on Epstein island apparently and even took part in it probably, why else would he not turn to the police with that knowledge tf
Bill Clinton was on his plane and went to the island supposedly 28 times. I don’t want to bring that up frankly,” Trump said while bringing it up.
Ok, that is just top notch comedic journalism.
If the list doesn't exist and it's a hoax then how can Bill Clinton go to the island 28 times let alone for Trump to know of it, if he knows then there must be some kind of document/data that Trump has seen, even if there is none either way Trump is a liar, I have no clue how his supporters at this point with so much proof Trump is a liar how they can keep supporting him, they have to plain crazy at this point 😞
A democratic hoax to throw bill under the bus
It's a busy era for "Not The Onion".
So there is a list with names, after all.
Let's see!
"Wait, no, no list. Well there is an Epstein list but it's a hoax list. A huge tremendous hoax by the crooked evil Demogorgons. No, the democrats.
I watched stranger things.
My uncle, who was a script writer at Yale, great guy, best scripts, he said the strangest thing was to trust anything that a democrat would say.
No hoax, no Epstein. No list. There is a hoax. Fake news. MAGA. Thank you for your attention to this muttered!!"
There's no list, and it was made by the democrats, and some of the people on it don't deserve to be on it, but Bill Clinton is on it too, so that's why I won't release the list that doesn't exist.
trumps-Epstein prayer:
Im not in the Epstein files.
And if I was in the Epstein files, it wasn't that bad.
And if being in the Epstein files is bad, its no big deal.
If it is a big deal that I was in the Epstein files, it's democrats fault. <--- We are here
And if it's my fault I was in the Epstein files, I didn't mean to rape children.
If i did mean to rape children, it's all of your faults.
If i did mean to rape children, it's
all of your faultstheir fault for "dressing that way" or whatever
FTFY. 100% think he'll go the "asking for it" route like most rapists.
When you're rich and powerful, it's all their fault because they want you to grab them by the pussy.
"Very mature for their age"
"It's legal in some places."
"All throughout history..."
They'll lap it up, too. I've seen footage of the H man so geeked out on pervitin (legal methamphetamine in Nazi Germany) he was shaking like a leaf and chewing his mustache. While viewing one of his military parades. Fascist leaders can do no wrong. It's just interpreted as proof of his power and that he can do whatever he wants and can get away with anything.
Fortunately for the US, there is not as homogeneous of a population as in the European fascist countries of history. He is still vulnerable to being ousted until the whole project 2025 is enacted.
Well that sounds an awful lot like another admission to being in the files.
Perfect!
What does the Mossad have on this guy that's even worse?
Does anyone on this entire planet actually, truly believe this guy isn't a pedophile that raped kids?
Like, we all know. Shut the fuck up, Trump. Even your own base knows, and some of them are mad about it (the rest are cowards, or perhaps pedophiles themselves.)
It's actually ridiculous how transparent he is, and that people still don't see through it. Like how much more obvious could he get?
"The Epstein files mention many great people who definitely never raped children, many innocent great billionaires and politicians are in there. Even some presidents have been unfairly and wrongly mentioned in the files, I'm told. I'm not in there myself, of course, but I've seen that even the great and innocent sitting president is in the Epstein files, which is all the proof you need to know the files are meaningless if they exist, which of course they don't, but if they did exist they would have SOME people's names in them, not sure who, it could be anyone...even people we all know and love...many people whose names start with T and end with rump, for instance, luckily not myself, but many people..."
people are in Epstein files who ‘don’t deserve to be’: ‘It’s a Democratic hoax’
You don't need to be a detective to read between those lines: the Epstein files are fucking STUFFED with republicans and the type of human trash Trump associates with.
We all know the list is bipartisan, but this tell me they're worried about the ratio.
...if only we had a criminal justice system.
...if only we had a criminal justice system.
Yea, we've just got a criminal system.
You mean a Luigi? That's the only justice system you have for the powerful right now.
All they did was rape children, they don’t deserve to have their reputations damaged!
Funny how he wasn't saying anything about it being a Dem hoax when he was pandering for votes.
When YOU are a chief suspect, Donny 2 Weeks, then YOU don't get to decide who deserves to be on that list. It's not hard, magats !
Telling his MAGAt morons that he's on the list and they should just get over it...
I mean haven't they decided that maybe 14 years old is ok?
No, they haven't. Until it's law they're cowards - they don't legally bind the in-group and protect them. They do legally bind the out group and don't protect them.
If they didn't think anything was wrong with it, they'd put everything in law. The fact they don't means they know they're fucked up, but we all have to live with the damage.
These chucklefucks will be first in line at the brothel when Trump decriminalizes prostitution over age 13, and everyone knows it.
I commented then went to read the article annnnnd Holy fuck. Any cunt who wears a hat that says "I was right about everything" unironically needs to have their hands chopped off.
Christ, a 7 foot sack of flesh eating cockroaches is more useful than that fucking cunt.
Fucks sake, america, do something about him.
Epstein's Child Raping friends are GOOD PEOPLE!
-Republicans LITERALLY!
You could prove that if you'd release the files, Don...
Would you trust a man that wears that hat that to run anything?
That hat might literally be the most joke-tier, unbelievable, ridiculous thing ever in political history. Just the sheer blatant stupidity of it is hard to even comprehend. Like. Literally no country in Earth has their leader doing something that ridiculous. I remember back when the world used to laugh at the bizarro propaganda and behavior in North Korea. But even Kim Jong Un is doing nothing so ridiculous as wearing a hat like that. Can you imagine it? Him in some hat saying "I'm right about everything all the time hahaha losers". Even in NK they know that's ridiculous, they know it looks stupid. A population full of people born and raised in multiple generations of propaganda, almost entirely isolated from the world, and even the hard-core kool-aid drinkers would see that and feel their respect for their leader falter. Not all Americans are dumb, but the dumb subset of Americans may really be the dumbest of any group on Earth right now. Like I get that the hat is a "joke" and he's "trolling", which makes it slightly less stupid than if it was meant in earnest, but the thing is, like any multi-layer irony, it simultaneously is and isn't what it pretends to be. I cannot imagine a real human being looking at that hat and thinking anything positive about it. Yet my fellow Americans continue to move my bar for stupidity deeper and deeper to the core of the Earth. Trump has done sooooooo much stupid shit yet somehow this hat manages to take the crown. It's not the worst thing he's done, but my god, it's so stupid. You couldn't even write a more farcical joke to make fun of it if you tried. How could you parody that hat? It's already reached the apex.
/Rant
Probably in a bathroom at Mar-a-Lago
That stupid hat is like a modern Dunce Cap from a hundred years ago to let everyone know who the idiot is.
People didn't used to wear that willingly though. We've come a long way to today's self identifying idiots.
Trumps in the list! This needs to be continually posted and said everywhere. Till his dying breath it needs to be told, even after this POS is gone it will be said, Trump is on the list!
But why would your judges and administration do that? Hmmmm
Yeah he really wants to get out in front of the eventual revelation that he's shockingly on the list. We definitely already know that though so one again taco don has shit more than his pants.
Yes, those would be the victims. Anything else?
He's the worst liar in history. Whenever he talks like this it turns out he's guilty of something. Every fucking time.
The fact that he’s gotten away with every single one tells me we need to redefine the “worst” in history. He’s extremely fucking good at lying, it’s his only reliable metric.
alright, so it didn't exist, but now that it does you should know there are innocent people unfairly mentioned even though before i won again i said every person on the list should be exposed.
How would he know that lol
What a stupid fucking hat on a rapist, pedophile, felon, fascist piece of shit.
Cult of personality brainwashing 101
Deserve? How does one end up on those files if one does not "deserve" it?
He genuinely believes that everyone that he associates with are inherently "good" people who occasionally do bad things.
Anyone who is dissimilar to him and others in the ruling class are inherently "bad" people who may do good things but also of course usually do bad things.
Bad people must be punished, or at least subjugated so they can earn the right to participate in a society supporting the good people. Good people shouldn't get caught up in the occasional bad things they do.
If it's good for him like gaining extra seats by redistricting Texas with blatant gerrymandering, he "deserves" it. If it's bad for him like being predominantly named in a neutral investigation with his well-documented relationship with a pedophile human trafficker and patronage of his services, he doesn't "deserve" it.
Trump is a narcissist who surrounded himself with sycophants. He is so far removed from reality at this point he should be locked in a padded cell.
his cap says "trump was right about everything"
Brother you have contradicted everything that has ever come out of your mouth pussy, wdym xD
There’s audio of him years ago saying the stuff about him in the Epstein files are lies
Ohhh... so Putin is in the Epstein files along with Trump. That makes sense.
Probably one of the few people I'd expect not to be on the list. I wouldn't be surprised he's a child abusing pedo, but he doesn't need to go halfway across the world to find vulnerable children the entire post soviet bloc is filled with them.
Right, that's why they never released them.
Even these morons won't buy it
I feel like there needs to be a word for someone who tries to deflect from their obvious wrongdoings in a way that is almost identical in tone and comedic transparency to a stereotypical, cliche'd anime tsundere.
Whatever that word is, Trump is the iconic example of it.
I hope he lives long enough to feel the fallout from his name being on there
LOL, a "Democratic hoax" that his dumbfuck supporters have been chattering about for years now and never seem to let up on. Maybe he should ask his own FBI how this hoax came about.
How are we supposed to know? The DOJ gave the "files" to Congress.
Does Krasnov have fucking Chinese made hat with "Epstein Files are Fake!" It's got be special version with gold letters.
How about Epstein Files Are Phony so we can shorten to EFAP?
As in ”’e faps when thinking about Epstein”.
It's rare that I actually, literally lol at my phone. But this did it. LMFAO
So the files that don't exist now have names that don't belong in there? These people can't even keep their lies straight.