American ruleducation

”no you see, my children don’t believe the same things I do after getting an education, that means the education is wrong, not that my beliefs are questionable when subjected to high school level of critical thinking.”

"Oh no, my child doesn't share my terrible opinions anymore after coming into contact with other opinions outside my control for the first time!"
Winner

Every time I hear somone talk about "indoctronation," I reply that if teachers could indoctronate students, they would do their homework and get to class on time.

Probably one of the first things they would do, if they really wanted to indoctrinate their students, would probably be actually get it up on the board: INDOCTRINATION, and teach them how to spell it.
That's actually a smart reply, I know for sure a bunch of teachers that wanted to control their students and where frustrated to how they couldn't

Can confirm, went to public school in Germany. Am now gay, socialist, feminist, terrorist, whateverist.

Or none of the above, or some, who knows. The danger is * real! 😭

By posting here you confirm that you're a gay, woke, atheist, muslim, commie Feminazi. Don't try to deny it!
France and most of its media/politicians can't get enough papers/talks on "ecoterrorists", so I'm wondering how long it'll take before they spam us with the gayterrorists and femiterrorists.
- If only there were actual ecoterrorists at this point. It's not like any government is doing enough to slow the climate apocalypse.
holy shit, spoiler that you lunatic

I find it equal parts hilarious and morbidly concerning that I honestly have no idea if whoever originally made this was being satirical or just showcasing their brain rot

This comment is true for like 90% of the internet at this point.
- There is a law about this but I forget it.
I think the minions really add to that. I could totally see this being posted unironically to some conservative facebook group.
- They wouldn't believe it literally, but they'd agree with the general vibes
- Or a .ml instance... Although they'd be more likely to take the USSR flag as unironically good in this context. Either way this image is brain rot more than correct.
Poe's Law, my man.

airship > cross

airship
I had originally mistaken that for a giant club when I glanced at the image, and wondered what, exactly, they thought a public education would teach.

I wish

they took his eye!

Our eye, comrade.

"Is our children learning?" - George W. Bush

Why the heck is the Hindenburg in there?

Because communism
- Weird to equate airships with communism, but I guess lacking education will do that. The British and the French also had airships.
  I live in Montréal and there are historical pictures of a British airship flying over the city and moored at the St-Hubert airport. There's even a song about people going to see it at the airport.
You can make out it's the Hindenburg from those three pixels? What makes it so distinctive it has to be the Hindenburg?
Soviets often had airships as part of their propaganda materials. So that's why it's included here I think.
- They built like 6 airships and none of them looked like the pictured one.
  If you have a look at the gondola arrangement, it is extremely similar - if not identical - to that of the Hindenburg class.

This is little timmy. Little timmy is a marxist-leninist-maoist-gonzaloist, is going to form the vanguard and shall lead the proletariat to be liberated from their shackles.

He's also a 5 year old in kindergarten, damn woke public education. Say hi to little timmy.

good to know that the public education system works

They gave him a (woke) mustache 😔

I guess all the people that a certain group has feared have rocked some pretty wicked moustachios.

That hat goes hard

I thought the public education broadcast was Fox news

Kirov reporting.