Mr beast rule

real question is can men and men be friends

What if we touched tips, but in a chaste and pure way that emphasizes our brotherly bond? 😇🙏
- innovative ways to do incest
better yet, can women and women just be friends!??!!
Only if you say no homo at every available opportunity.
- Even when we get the lube out?
Can even friends?

That, or, hear me out, the owners of these publishers are pushing an agenda to shape the public narrative around certain issues.

Deflect from real issues, divide the people to weaken them and keep them entertained.
Ohh how often i hear "Revolution is so bloody, you would not want to witness one". Ohh is it as bloody as corporations milking people dry around the world, having the blood of millions on their hand? Not even gonna talk about peaceful revolutions. Another classic "We will stand up when it gets too bad". Ohh like in north korea? When exactly is bad enough? When corporations have absolute control and surveilance (can't be too long with Palantir grabbing Data from more and more citizens)?
People HATE talking about global warming and the rise of fascism. Like i do not mean online. But have you tried talking about this irl? I get shut down so fast i could explode. Everytime. But what grinds my gears most? That i KNOW i am not doing enough. That i myself sit in that comfy seat at my comfy, nonsense-job. While injustice grows all around me and i can for the love of god not find the people i can fight together with.
- I havent seen a lot of people die quickly and violently.
  I wouldn't say it's, like, fun? To watch I mean. Never died of violence before, can't say for sure. Non-death ultra-violence and dismemberment is pretty anodyne in the momemt, though.
  But compared to watching someone die slow, get ground down, die of festering preventable illness within sprinting distance of a modern hospital, infected woulds mishealed bones tumors the size of... Yeah im down to watch any number of cops and landlords and ceo's get turned to pasta sauce if it means that never happens again. Hell, if it means that gets reduced by 10%.
  There are some smells a living thing should not produce.
  Climate change is pretty grim too.
  Also the fascists are gonna murder me. So idk maybe im just petty and selfish but i would like them to die first, and in a spectacular exemplary manner.
Ding ding ding

Can bisexual people have any friends 🤔

Only asexual ones.
And their patron, obviously.

Lmao is there context, or is this just an absurd shitpost? I think it's funnier if it's just pure absurdity

It is absurdism.

I especially enjoy the one that says "Mr. and his Beast Laser", implying that his first name is Mr. and his surname is Beast

Mr Beast is a YouTube guy right? The guy with the dead psychopath eyes in pictures?

What's he got to do with anything outside of YouTube, let alone some sort of driving force across all of global society?

He's got a powerful laser

I'm friendzoning them all, men, women, pets, even kids. But You know who I would never friendzone? ::: spoiler spoiler fascist ::: :V

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I think I’m out of the loop. Can someone point out what Mr Breast has to do with the question?

I wouldn't be friends with any girl who was attracted to Mr Beast
Read the preview texts of the articles. They mention Mr Beast and his role in friendships
- celebratory 24 hours of sweet bread substance
Beast. Mr Breast is different. But still someone please answer the question.
- Read the article summaries.

Damn I've got so many women to cut ties with, since apparently we can't be just friends and my wife would probably not be okay with me lusting after all of them.