What makes a man attractive (SmoothDunk)

Nice I just need to get into AI Protein and crypto and I'll be attractive to straight men online.

haha same, i just also need no feelings, serial killer coding, tight clothing and a scrappy-doo physique! i've already weirdly veiny so that's vascularity checked off - i'm basically already there

Kinda funny because I remember a video with some manosphere idiots talking to a crowd (must've been a conference or some sort of event), they were sitting on the stage, one of the "alphas" (i think it was andrew tate, bald idiot with a goatee) starts negging on another dude beside him, calling him a fat slob and ranting nonstop about how ugly he looks. Even the comments on the video were all "is the alpha dude gay? Why is he so worried about the guy being fat? Why does he want him to be muscular and hot?"

I may be misremembering, so take this as potential bullshit, but I seem to recall there was a study (or just a survey?) that seemed to indicate, that onlineness for men generally correlated with less mysogyny than the overall population - with the exception of those explicitly in the "manosphere" bubble, who then spike on the far end of the spectrum.

Thinking back of how I remember groups of boys and men (which I was a part of) talking with each other offline before widespread internet access (or even now), that kind of made sense to me. I remember being often rather alone with my opinions and being told stuff like: "Just accept that sexism is funny." Especially thinking back to pre-internet teenage me, I had a lot of weird assumptions internalized that online exchanges, seeing actual, unfiltered opinions of women mostly, helped correct.

Kind of related: The most sexist shit I've ever heard came from the mothers of my partners.

How could they have asked women? Everyone knows there are no women on the internet.

i like men with long hair and kind smiles :)

I like you too 💕
I miss having long hair. And enough hair to cover the whole head
- Have you considered a wig?
:)
I like those too, and kilts!

Fuckin scrapy-doo. I ded

I still wear tight trousers, to be fair. I'm just not into the super baggy look, it's not my thing 🤷‍♂️

It's confidence and DGAF, if anyone is wondering. A good sense of humor helps too.

If you're chill, respectful, and can make her laugh, most of the time you have a shot
100% height plays a role.
- Short kings, who own who they are and remain confident about it, are absolutely welcome in my bed.
  However, short, whiny men who use their height as an excuse to complain about women? I don't want to be with someone like that, regardless of their appearance.
- That's very individual. I know exactly one woman who insists her man must be taller than her. Most I know like tall but don't really care much. And I know one that has an upper limit while shorter men are ok.
Symmetrical features, affability, money, purpose is my order
- As an autistic in a sales role: Affability can be learned.

Every love song by a woman will tell you what women want.

My favorite example is “Whatta Man”

Yes! This is legit one of my favorite songs by two of the best R&B bands of the early '90s, and I love the way they describe the man. Nothing unattainable, and most of it isn't about his looks at all but rather about his personality. Mature, secure, attentive, kind.

That's just Vin Diesel from the Pitch Black series.

I mean, dude had tons of feelings. They just got channeled into fury, because he was a Furyan (and had a ton of trauma).
Also, it's easy to be a serial killer when you're constantly surrounded by absolute assholes trying to kill you. The guy wasn't out there sacrificing babies and families for "line must go up."
if these people were actually vin diesel the world would be an infinitely better place, vin diesel is great
the man had the opportunity to turn his cool edgy OC into several movies and games, took it, and made it good

See, I actually dislike this a lot, because while it should be poking fun at far right chuds, it just generalizes to straight men on the internet instead.

Congrats to the author, the only thing this has done is fuel the gender divide and turned a few more young men to far right politics, and this is the sort of thing used as proof to make them feel under attack as straight men.

it does pretty clearly say "extremely online", which is a common distinction these days for people who are disconnected from reality.
If insecure people are pushed to the far right because of this, I'm not sure it's the comic that's at fault. You're asking everyone to walk on egg shells so we don't hurt people's feelings and I just don't think that's realistic. It's not too much to ask for people to not be shitty.
- If you are told all day that you are under attack, then go onto a supposedly more tolerant space and what you see if people attacking you, then it's naïve to think it will not affect you.
  This is just a massive own goal, and is entirely avoidable by targeting the right butt of the joke, rather than aiming large, having collateral damage and saying "you're only offended if you feel targeted". That's not fighting the good fight, that's just being a hateful shithead on the internet.

I learned what women want from Saweetie