How can one man be such a fucking loser

It all makes sense if you assume that everything Musk does is intended to impress a 4chan nazi circa 2012.

That sort of makes sense but I don’t understand how that weird torso having creep has like 16 kids. He seems almost too stupid to understand how it works, physically and I know he is about as smooth as a pile of broken glass with no emotional IQ or self awareness.
I am confounded.
- Wait, I thought he forced all the women he’s been involved with to do in vitro to make sure he only has sons (and that’s part of why he hates his daughter)?
- Being a billionaire helps immensely in that regard.
- He has a breeding fetish
- He probably pays women to have his "super smart" babies.
Can you help me out here? I'm all for criticizing Musk, but I don't get what delusion he is trying to protray with this image. Looks like just another crappy AI art prompt
- Oh, it surely is a crappy AI prompt. The point I am making here is that Musk's aesthetics are stuck in a past. A past when the various elements of the picture were still considered "cool" to a certain degree, but it's all trite now.
  For example, the anime girl in the picture is meant to depict a feature of the Grok LLM, a sexy anime girl chatbot which will slowly wear less and less clothing. Even under the most charitable interpretation, it is cheapest kind of titillation and is no way or form anything new and innovative. Yet Musk puts her in the front anyway. Pretty much every detail in that picture harks back to the past: Cyberpunk atmosphere? We got that for ages! Edgy SuperGrok with a gold chain and a cigar? The look of an R'nB star from (at least) a decade ago!
  It's all been done for a long time and it only shows how much Musk is stuck in a past when he considered himself cool and on the cutting edge of pop culture. Yet it all comes down to Musk displaying how much he is out of touch with current pop culture which has progressed further in the meantime.
- He's just trolling.
Elon Musk died and was replaced with a shitty smarterchild era chat bot??
4chan nazi circa 2012 was doing it to be edgy so I'll go with no even they are impressed

The menu is backwards

Also his wrists are phasing through each other.
And why is the "Diner" sign pointing in to the... diner?
And the "5"s are different fonts lol.

I love it for him that he's so desperately lonely.

If he wasn't a nazi, I'd would feel bad for how painfully pathetic he is.
Wealthiest man on the planet also being the most desperate for attention prickly is some poetic bs it would make a terrible movie
- It is some great gatsby bullshit for sure
He has how many kids and still longs this badly for attention
- The kids are (unfortunately, they didn't pick him as dad they have to live with that fact) just his living genetics bank

Psychologist: "Elon you should make some friends."

Elon:

PLZ put Elon in the title so that my idiot filter can function!

I don't know how fediverse filters work, but yours doesn't look for ".x.com/elonmusk/\*" in post descriptions?

I like anime girls and AI. Thing is, Elon gives off a vibe of 'hello fellow kids', purely for the sake of being the most popular kid in highschool, rather than actually enjoying stuff.

That is sad.

The stupid part is not that he posted this

The stupid part is that so many people look at it, talk about it and pay attention to it

He doesn't post these things to project anything ... he does it to keep everyone's attention on himself, no matter how anyone may see him

It's fun to point and laugh at people making fools of themselves online.
This. Idk why this is deserving of any attention.

There, just the way elon likes it
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Truly less is more!

Supercrok

Cola 15
Pizza 15
Burger 40

also, the menu is tilted toward Musk, but the text is facing outwards... or, downwards? Whatever, from our perspective, we ought to see it mirrored.
- Just ai slop things.
- So, the kind of quality control we expect from Musk's companies. It's on brand.
- It's a future hologram that looks correct when seen from any direction.
I'm sure he goes to those overpriced up their own ass restaurants and orders off the kids menu.
- I don't respect Elon enough to think he orders off the kid's menu. I just don't see him having the child-like wonder that makes one crave dino nuggies and chocolate milk

Imagine being such a loser that you don't have any pictures with real friends

- 1 picture
Exactly what I was thinking. I have tons of pics of my friend group, and I love posting photos of us on our slightly larger online friend group. This guy needs the attention so much that instead of just do this have a fun bar night with friends, he would rather just make his own pretend photo. It’s not even fantasy like role playing (which is more like group story telling).

The good thing about AI is that it trains on itself. So now every single slightly cartoony AI image has a yellow piss filter over it 🤣

nitter.poast[.]org is run by a nazi iirc. same guy behind poa[.]st (really awful pleroma instance).

Try using xcancel.com instead.

That's why he's also called Phony Stark. Never want to give the bastard view counts, which of course feeds his egomania.

This is so pathetic it hurts.

Weird ass restaurant with their backwards menus

elon saw the scene in I Robot where Will Smith pays like a hundred dollars for one beer and was like, yes, the very cool future i want

Or that's genuinely what he thinks things cost right now.

because unlike his kids and wife they won't leave him

Grok "Look Elon, this isn't working. We need to go our seperate ways."
Bet he programmed Mecha Hitler with the guiding principle of my honor is loyalty.

Unrealistic. Vivian would never hang out with him.

Idk who Vivian or that anime dude are? Can I get some help?
- Vivian is his daughter, who disowned him. That’s not Vivian
  Those are the AI “companions” (I guess the male one is named “Chad” and is coming soon). One is a sex bot, one is a racist red panda, and my only guess is that “Chad” will be a misogynist
  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grok_(chatbot)#Companions
I thought that was supposed to be Misa from Death Note...
- I think it's just supposed to be generic anime girl. Would be cool if they just took a character that they have no rights to and now have to go into a massive lawsuit.
  I just wanted to make a joke about Elon being a terrible father.

Kirk Van Houten lookin’ ass

The fuck is panda doing there?!

Grok probably has some weird association with anime style girl figures and red pandas, so when it generated this image it threw them in.
- Apparently they are "AI companions" in Grok: other comment in this thread
- And that is the Kilian experience.

He’s just making it so hard for film makers to come with cringe billionaire villains who teenagers will think are way too on-the-nose, as even Jesse Eisenberg billionaires are not this cringe.

Dude needs a real friend ...

He doesn't believe they exist. Everyone's either a sycophant or a rival or breeding stock.
My man is so deep up his own asshole that he genuinely believes everyone else is an NPC and he's the protagonist in a single-player game. And, in fairness, the market economy hands such absurd authority and unchecked privilege to billionaires that its easy for him to live in this delusional bubble, uninterrupted, indefinitely.
- the market economy hands such absurd authority and unchecked privilege to billionaires that its easy for him to live in this delusional bubble
  So is it time for a communist revolution out of compassion for the billionaires?

A cola is as expensive as a pizza...

Almost looks like a ChatGPT image… did Grok make this or did Elon use his competitor’s AI to make it?

What fucked up world are a pizza and a cola the same price, but a burger is more than double?

Elon doesn't look at the price tag for anything.
Seems on par for a world where people read english backwards
I could see that if beef is really expensive and pizza doesn't include any beef "by default".

The company I work for bright in new leadership about 8 months ago that is doing shit like this too. It's pathetic.

I just realized X is still using the old t.co shortening of Twitter.com. I see the links every day from Wario64 posts in my discord feed, but never actually made that correlation until seeing this post. Someone should razz him about that, but I don't go on X anymore.

OP what is it that you're viewing twitter with, that's not the standard app (genuine question)

I'm using Squawker, which is a FOSS twitter client: https://github.com/j-fbriere/squawker
- Thank you!!
  Edit: and it's on fdroid? Incredible 🙏

Not gonna lie, the way €lon is looking above the holo-menu thing, to me, really makes the image soulless. Hell, you could replace him with anyone and I'd say it looks just as soulless if they ain't looking at that menu thing.

is that handsome jack in the background?