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RmDebArc_5 @sh.itjust.works

3w ago

Such a welcoming community

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You may have seen positive greentexts in the past. They’re an anomaly. This is the norm.
- Yes, the norm is greentexts that aren't even green
  
  he needs the comedy chevrons to know when to laugh
  ISHYGDDT
Many such cases!
- Boybortion, now recognized by Wiktionary the free dictionary
  
  Right wingers fucking wish they could shitpost this hard.
- There's no way he actually said that. It's correctly punctuated and there isn't a single misspelling.
  
  The image looks obviously editied. The text is much sharper and clearer than the rest of the photo.
Is it a sign of getting old if I don't get half the idioms he is using?
- He's just talking about getting his boyfriend pregante
  
  *Gregnant.
- It's a greentext, I'd take it as a healthy sign you dont know "the boi- prefix" xD.
- They're talking about how babby is formed
- boiwife = boy wife
  fagpregnant = gay pregnant
  boibortion = boy abortion
  
  Ah ok! I initially read that as Biowife, so I assumed there was a real pregnancy scare. And you know, Biowife as opposed to digital waifu or whatever.
  
  Haha thanks i thought bio as in biological as in human, not a sex doll.
  Makes much more sense now ;) /s
Fake : Anon had sex
Gay : obv
I'm pretty sure it's "aboition"
Step 1: Go get a pack cigarettes or any milk size Step 2: never return
- Dad?
I...what?
At least anon was cordial enough to respect OP's time?
Can anyone translate to more common terms?
- he came inside a femboy and now he needs an abortion
Just get a boi-ning after pill
- the boning after pill is what started all this!
- The boiiiiiiing before pill!
Guys, 4chan was leaked and found to have dozens of government emails. It is a government honeypot. Why are you going there?
- It's a pretty old screenshot.
What's going on with the image
- 4chan being 4chan.
  
  That's not 4chan. Somebody edited the screenshot

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