cigarettes rule
cigarettes rule
transcription: paws at u can i have a cigarette paws at u can i have a cigarette paws at u can i have a cigarette paws at u can i h
No! Sprays with water.
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No, cigarettes don't rule! They're bad for your health, also messes with your HRT if you're trans.
The real reason I choose abstinence
I used to date a cam girl [insert “it’s not dating if you’re paying her” joke here] and one of her most reliable clients was a dude who just wanted to watch her smoke a cigarette (while fully clothed) in silence. Every Tuesday at 5:15pm, he’d log on, buy 15 minutes of private time, (IIRC it was $50 for 15 minutes), watch her smoke her cigarette, tip $200, and vanish until the next week.
He was unironically one of her favorite clients, simply because she got to wrap up in a shawl and treat it like a smoke break. She was primarily a stress smoker… And she really hated the job. But the money was good; If she had a string of good clients, she could pay her rent and bills in about 5 hours of work, so the rest of it was purely disposable income. She only worked like 20-30 hours per month, but drove a fully paid off BMW. So she’d usually log on around 1:30pm on Tuesdays, which meant his cigarette request was at the halfway point in her 5 hour cam session.
The first time they met, he asked if she smoked. She said sometimes, but mostly when she was stressed. He asked if she had a pack. She didn’t, but the corner store was only a 15 minute round trip. So he tipped her $50, she went and got that pack, then came back and got the $250 for smoking one. She always said that was the easiest $300 (minus the cost of the pack) she ever made.
You'd think he's in it for the oral fixation but he's actually jerking off to her increased risk of emphysema.
Emphysema is hot.
It's just a cigarette and it cannot be that bad.
(Edited to link the song. I figured some folks would get the reference.)
"this cigarette i deserved. one every now and then i can handle without starting to crave a packet again, i was diligent not smoking for 4 years, and i feel i need a break from the hardship of life" i say to myself watching me spiraling back to the addiction and craving a pack of cigs
Catgirls can have little a cigarette, as a treat
I have asthma
Biggest reason I was never interested in tobacco or weed. My asthma was pretty bad when I was younger and smoke was one of the big ones for triggering an attack.
If I get to play with the toe beans, I'll go to the store and buy you a whole pack. Tsch.. just don't smoke them around me.
can you get the expensive kind ;3
how did you get into my house and what's wrong with your hand ew
dun hav any -...
mauu, may I have a ciggy? UwU
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I watched my dad slowly starve to death from cancer cigarettes gave him, so no, cigarettes don't "rule".
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sure!
