Always nice to have a guest room

As soon as you wake up one morning, hearing a magnified voice shouting from outside of your house, that "this is the police, we've got the place surrounded!", you'll be deeply grateful for said … err, "guest room". I promise! 😈

The police calling that tiktok guy who cleans septic tanks to drill me out of the years of caked up shit and piss
- i'm very concerned about your diet, especially with the caked up piss

Teenage Mutant Ninja Tenants
- You won't even know they're there

to host your turtle friends for a pizza party! 🐢🐢🐢🐢🐀

I was typing out a question about what this is referencing, and then it occurred to me. Cowabunga, dude!

In a metroidvania platformer, that's where you can find an health or weapon capacity upgrade. In a modern open-world FPS, that's where you can acquire the sawn-off shotgun early on.

Unless you're in Cyberpunk 2077 - then you'll only get fans complaining that you used the wrong type of manhole covers in your game...
- That was pretty funny though
IRL this is where you can go to get Staph infection.

A reddit repost from years ago?

Could there be a shittier post than a reddit repost of a literally shit hole in a shit apartment?

Our house, in the middle of the street

"why does the hall always smell like a sewer?"

Cowabunga!

Praktisch, so ein Revisionsschacht

Riktigt praktiskt. Man kan se väldigt djupt ner!
- Men det her er tydeligvis en konverteret kælder. Som nok ikke burde have været konverteret. Om brønden så er kloak eller en grundvandsbrønd med en pumpe som sender vand ud i kloakken det ved jeg ikke.