Trump Organization announces mobile plan, $499 smartphone
Trump Organization announces mobile plan, $499 smartphone
President Donald Trump and his businesses have rolled out numerous products during his political career, including watches, sneakers and Bibles.
WHAT IS THIS FUCKED UP REALITY
The grift that keeps on grifting
Idiocracy, we got there early
Welcome to the Onionverse.
The signs of quality and attention to detail are already there for all to see!
Of course it's golden.
Show me a camera with a longer life.
I'd rather have a long life camera than AI face unlock.
im surprised it cant even download more ram
While controlling the FCC this would be yet another conflict of interest.
Those are the only interests he has.
and yet never seems conflicted about it
Add it to the stack.
MADE IN THE USA
My goodness, they’ve found a way to open chip foundries, screen factories, and mass machining factories all within 150 days! Who needs democracy or due process or science policy when you have results like that?!
Press X to doubt.
Freedumb Fone II
Wait, this actually runs Linux? This isn't how I imagined mass adoption to go lmfao
The monkey paw curls
Switching to Linux to own the libs.
Android runs the Linux kernel… technically
Had to take a look at it and... nope. It seems clearOS is a linux (or you know gnu plus linux) distro, but clearOS mobile is android.
What even is this. It's like a Foss OS & Store but all proprietary? More like unfreephone
Hahahaha, he must be pissed off at the "Obama Phone" meme
And I’m betting they’ll be exempt to the Apple and Samsung tariffs
Scam artist can't stop scamming.
You know what's fucked? How much we really do need a public utility option for cell phones (and Internet). But this ain't it, fam. Oof
With free Russian malware preinstalled
Correction: Chinese malware.
Russia does not need to gather such intelligence when they can simply phone Trump to get the news.
The AI face unlock can determine residency status and the GPS will ping your location every 5 seconds to DHS and ICE if you don't have legal residency or citizenship.
About that.... https://www.wired.com/story/ice-palantir-immigrationos/
There's something ironic about the Trump Mobile site having a GDPR cookie notice.
Talk-O Mobile, perhaps?
Perfect surveillance device to keep track of all the proles and listen in everywhere.
What are the odds that this phone filters media for its end users?
Freedom Phone 2.0
Comes with FreedomOS, which tracks what you say and do
Would be nice if the law would be enforced on these fucks who continue committing crimes without consequence.
