Well actually...

Is mayonnaise a distribution?

Looks like it. You distribute it across the bread.
It will be now that the idea has been sown.
Then there will be rival distros that hate each other. Dukes vs Miracle Whip debates. etc.
- Miracle Whip is not mayonnaise. And no one actually knows what it is other then just plain nasty. Never, ever buy Miracle Whip.

This is what using Lemmy feels like sometimes.

Here's some others:
Windows is garbage. The last time windows was good was Windows [10, 7, 2000, NT, 3.1, O/S2].
don't you care about your privacy?
All AI is all slop all the time. If you think of using AI you are garbage.
Star Trek. I have no issues with my Star Trek homies. Y'all are awesome.
- You are forgetting:
  you have the moral obligation to pirate all creative works.
- I'm sorry XP was the good windows lmao
- The last time Windows was good was… hmm. Never. It was never good.
- Lemmy: AI is garbage
  Me who uses it to eliminate a shit ton of my mindless tasks like writing unit tests: You are garbage and is your opinion
- 🖖
- Capitalism is always given as the reason something is bad, that way nobody has to try and improve anything because the revolution is for later and working within the system is supporting the bad thing.
- "Let's rant about linux.... in a linux community"
  If you are so sassy about people having fun, just block the instance. I cant promise you will stop reading about linux, but your feed will be co siderably cleaner
I'm sure Linux is overrepresented across the whole of Lemmy but to be fair, we are in a community specifically about Linux. You could also just block the term Linux and be done with it
- If you think this meme is a depiction of something worth blocking all Linux communities over, then we are not on the same page. I was just poking fun.

I think you need to reinitialize pan.sh
Instructions unclear, now have a perfectly functioning system whereas before it would show ads in the Start Menu. Should I start over and do again?
- If you see ads .... pour gasoline over the whole thing

No need for a vm btw, you can try a lot of them from your browser using distrosea.

This doesn't really help you see what runs on your hardware.
A distribution isn't a desktop.
- Neither does a vm

Distros, bistros, tomatoh, tomahto.

Looks like an average Google Gemini reponse

Or just start with Ubuntu, while using a good mayonnaise for your grilled cheese.

Even better, Debian. Most peaceful distro ever.
- Ubuntu is the miracle whip of distros.
- I have to start looking for something a bit lighter than Ubuntu for my old Toughbook CF-30. I had Mint on an older laptop, years ago, and liked it. I'm not opposed to any flavor of Linux...I just want easy, the closest thing to issue/maintenance free, while taking full advantage or the specs I have to work with.

arch is like when you put bacon on your grilled cheese and dip it in tomato soup

Just be to grow your own tomatoes and raise your own cows first
Ive always used Debian based OS and I'm scared of arch. But I'm intrigued.
way better than you’d expect, or a structurally catastrophic mess
and that’s a 50/50 or

Alright guys I'm gonna tell you...I don't use butter on my grilled cheese.

Nah. I use mayonnaise. A very thin coating, it doesn't take much -- and ultimately it's easier for butter to be many more calories and taste inferior

Interesting. I put mayo on my hot dog buns. Just makes it better.
- Mayo is an easy cheat code for a lot of things.

btrfs reaching new heights

This is so stupid. I love it.

An infidel should not join the congregation, if they do not intend to convert. /s

Joking aside, we welcome everyone here:
Linux users
Future Linux users
The Linux curious

That sounds like a solid advice, where is the meme? smh

Fax in British accent

Missed the chance of writing it as "testing different bistros" but yeah, facts no printer

Been very tempted to get a beelink mini PC, N150 doesn't cost much and could stick proxmox and Debian VMs on it

Given up on butter I see
Get one. I got an AWOW mini just for playing with distros.

Instructions unclear. Sandwich now smells funny