What in the SCP is this?
86 0 ReplyYou do not recognize the bodies in the stairwell.
48 0 Reply(That could be a two-in-one reference (087 & 2316), nice)
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Please repeat after me: I do not recognize the bodies in the water
6 0 ReplyA ghost who is also a dick, or three raccoons in a trenchcoat and a fog machine
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Okay everyone, I'll go check it out, and if you don't hear from me in the next hour, just assume the worst and delete my hard drive, okay?
43 0 ReplyDO NOT ASCEND
29 0 Reply"They" don't want you to ascend, don't listen to "them".
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Hey, uhmmm... So, it's been a while since you posted. Where do you live and - if it's not under the doormat - where's the key so I can nuke your hard drive?
19 0 ReplyĨ̴̯'̶̺̄m̴̼͒ ̸͔͗f̶̻̈́i̴̞̕n̵͈̏ĕ̴͓,̵͍̕ ̶̪̄Î̶̫'̸̹͊m̵͍̾ ̸̰͝f̸̹̐ȋ̴̡ṉ̸͑è̸͈.̷͔́ ̸̬̃Y̷̼͗o̷̟͑u̴̺͘ ̵͚̊ġ̸͎ũ̶͜ẏ̴̱s̵͙̚ ̶̝̄ģ̷̈́o̶̤̍t̵̲͆t̶̖̆a̵̻͒ ̶̡͐s̶̗͝e̷̗͛e̶̻͠ ̸̜̀t̶̮̓h̷͍̅ị̶̏s̶̰͘,̷̗̎ ̷̤͐t̵͙́h̸̝́i̸̝̕s̷͌ͅ ̷̺͐i̷̲̒s̷̭͌ ̴̣̄r̵͔̒ê̷̥á̶̼ĺ̵̩l̴̤̉y̸̦͑ ̴̝͝c̵̦͗ŏ̸̙ó̶̖l̷̰̽.̴̫͊
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This sign is not my supervisor!
Then again, if the voices expect me to go through four flights of stairs on some vague bullshit they can go fuck themselves.
Maybe I'll just wait for the blood to drain from the elevator & use that.
42 0 ReplyWent and checked, turns out it's roof access
The voices tho? Skinwalkers
30 0 ReplyThis would fit right in in Control
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If you wipe someone's memory completely and put them on those stairs without them having seen or heard anyone, whose voices do they hear?
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If you put a newborn baby there without them having seen or heard anyone, whose voices do they hear?
13 0 ReplyPeople tested this out in 2009, turns out it's Larry David on both counts
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W-Who do the voices belong to?
12 0 ReplyNOT your loved ones.
DO NOT ASCEND!
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Stealing this for when I get around to playing Triangle Agency.
7 0 ReplyBut what if I want to?
6 0 ReplyDO NOT ASCEND
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Thats my secret, no one loves me
5 0 ReplyShrek does. Shrek is love, Shrek is life.
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Is this a reference to the movie Satanic (2016)? It seems like a reference to the movie Satanic (2016).
4 0 ReplyWhat are you, American Dream?
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