SpaceflightMemes @sh.itjust.works threelonmusketeers @sh.itjust.works 3d ago

Only three words

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"Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly" sounds like a Carcass song/album title.
Trump elected president.
- Trump elected. Again.
stand up meeting
- Could you explain why so many people hate stand-ups? In my current and previous jobs we spend around 1 hour once a week discussing what each person is working on, usually with some quick side chats about small issues we run into.
  
  I've always experienced these as quite useful and never hear too much complaining about it.
  
  It's just awful. It's artificial and stupid, like sprints and SCRUM. Most of the times it's just some PM's wet dream so they can feel like they're managing stuff.
  
  All the stuff you need to know you already know. And all the stuff you want to know you can just ask outside of the stupid meeting too.
  
  In theory it's a good concept. But in reality it's just a time wasting event that accomplishes nothing. A good stand up would not be weekly but occasionally when it needs to.
  
  Also this is a contradiction:
  
  Could you explain why so many people hate stand-ups?
  
  never hear too much complaining about it
  
  I guess nobody will complain during a stand up.
  
  As long as all participants respect the law of standup, it's cool.
  
  You get a person who thinks it's open mic night?
  
  Ruined and made into daily hell.
load-bearing drywall
- Oh dear.
- Now that's a blast from the past
Don't push the--
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I trusted you.
Dead. The end.
Maybe next time.
The dog died
Somehow Palpatine returned
Once,

The end.
Good dog, stay.
- Daaaamn bruh, my heart.
Biopsy is positive.

You've had enough.

Pizza sauce stain.

Bonus:

Live action remake.
Oops I survived
So died Democracy.
- How is this not top Comment?
Mayday mayday nevermind.
not this again
The prequel to "Unplanned Fleet Downsizement".
Billionaires Ruin Space
- aka The Expanse
  
  How is this the expanse? Seems to me that governments ruined space in the expanse, which I guess you could correlate with billionaires.
  
  Fred Johnson is probably a billionaire and he ended up leading the OPA and supporting the most impoverished and oppressed class of people in the universe.
Fascist still breathing
This isn't normal
Mission Commander Bezos
No lube wank
did it blow up again?
Oligarchs incinerated Earth.
He was re-elected.
Wedding after war
My job title on Slack is currently Rapid Unscheduled Disassembler.
- Do you work for a launch company? :P
Hate rules America.
Spicy food! Crap.
Governments underestimated exponentiality.
I'd say "hold hold hold" and "lock the doors" are also strong contenders...
Time to go.
"Unchecked fascist regime"

Or just 2 words: "unchecked fascism"
- trump 3rd term
Trump is Dictator
Player two, guilty!
This my existence.

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