Rage For The Machine

"FUCK YOU, ILL DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!"

It's always cringy when "the right" can't come up with an original idea so they imitate something successful on "the left" and swap out words and think it'll get anywhere

YES SIR I'LL DO WHAT YOU TELL ME! YES SIR I'LL DO WHAT YOU TELL ME! YES SIR I'LL DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!

Set List:

Incel Mania

Submit to My Power

Behold My Magnum Dong

All Praise to the Great Leader

Lefty Cunt

Suck Up, Punch Down

I'm Not a Creep, You're a Creep

You're too Ugly to Fuck, Anyway

My Canadian Girlfriend (You Wouldn't Know Her)

Only Fans Love

Deportation Vacation

My Misspelled Face Tattoo

Education is Overrrated (We Don't Need No Critical Thinking)

I'm mad that people dare defy the MACHINE!!!!

They are so bad at what they do. lol

Derp derp 'I'll just copy this band for MY side' derp derp..

I know someone who always has to say More like rage FOR the machine amiright? They went WOKE!! I just facepalm hard.

YOU'RE NOW LISTENING TO

*Hummer engine revving*

102.3

*bald eagle cries*

BOOTLICKER FM

*explosion*

WHERE WE PLAY NOTHIN BUT RIGHT WING METAL

*marching sound*

THIS AIN'T YOUR GRANNY'S STATION

*Imagine Dragons - Radioactive starts playing*

F*CK you, you better do what I tell you!

We are those who join forces and we also burn crosses.

I have no idea how anyone can still think the left and 'globalists' are in power when all the shit for nearly 50 years has been increasing authoritarianism and fascism.

Rage on Behalf of the Machine

Rage against minorities at my waterpark.

🤘🎸 Rage On The Behalf of The Machine 🎸🤘

I love their new hit: "Your Body, MY Choice" that one goes hard. Their older hit "ICE, ICE, Deport The Babies" didn't quite catch me.

"Globalist" is a racist dog whistle for Jews.

"Suck who? I'm gonna do what you tell me."

Their first album could be Bullshit on Parade.

Conservatives have nothing real to rage about. Everything theyre mad about is only because they've been told to be mad about it by conservative media, who is telling them to be mad about it to politically control them.

I like how it's:

If you love America and are pissed about ... please contact me.

... and not, "if you're a good bassist looking for a band". Tells you all you need to know about the quality of music they're gonna put out.

"Lights out, Rush Limbaugh radio"

Imagine looking for musicians while stating in your ad “I plan on writing songs… “

You make the songs, then you look for people to play them.

“Yeah I’m rolling down Rodeo with a shotgun / we ain’t seen a brown skinned man since our country club banned one”

"globalists" okay so they're going full nazi

Maybe...

Deporting in the Name Of

Who does this goof think "Globalists" are? Oh right, it's the billionaire capitalists whose boots he wants to lick.

Rage of the Machine.

Lust for the Machine

ICE is comin' back around again.

They're kicking out the People of the Sun

"Rage as the Machine"

Tariff the product ya push, well I'm a Trump addict, oh shit I got a head rush!

oh my fucking god

Honestly, it shouldn't be that hard. Just use some of their ironic stuff, but sincerely. Bulls on Parade is pretty much an authoritarian capitalist anthem if you take it at face value.

What are they gonna rage against…the basically non existent left wing?

*Suck The Machine's Dick

Machine Against the Rage, but Also For The Right Kind of Rage a.k.a I Hate My Life but it's Other People's Fault and I Have Lost the Ability to Critically Think for Myself or I Never Had It to Begin With a.k.a This Band Sucks

Bless you, I'll do as you tell me!

Repose For The Machine?

I want to salute the flag harder than anyone with guitars. /s

in the machine

The Machine?

That trakes pretty well with Kannapolis.

Lawsuit incoming.