The Swastidumpster Can Haul an Incredible Amount

"My truck can haul as much as a shopping cart can. Beat that liberals."

So my station wagon is a truck now? .... mine can haul about four shopping carts worth of stuff.
- My Merc A180 hatchback can carry more than what's in this picture. Truly pathetic.
- A station wagon is a better truck than that thing
Real pound of iron vs pound of feathers energy here
Cars can’t haul bags of soil! Soil is heavy!
The owner also can't park for shit either.

If you have a truck and are doing gardening, you drive it to a landscaping supplier and they’ll drop soil in your truck bed with a backhoe by the cubic yard.

…the fuck is taking their truck to Walmart and buying tons of soil in plastic bags?! You’re defeating the entire purpose of having a truck.

But if you bought a Cybertruck, mayhap you don’t understand what trucks are for. Which is forgivable - there’s a lot of that going around these days.

If you need just 8 bags worth, I’d rather get 8 bags and not deal with the hassle of loose soil. Not going to judge them for that. But to be impressed by it is silly; I’ve fit this into my sedan no problem.
- I could fit that and more into my Accord coupe's trunk, and have done so several times. This definitely is not the flex he thinks it is.
I wouldn't be surprised, if putting the soil in the trunk directly would brick the cybertruck.
- If it's weak to water and ground, what type of Pokemon is it?
I'm sure I could transport that with my Bolt EUV if I folded the seats down. Might not even have to.
Is that soil? The bags say cow manure. (I don't know a hell of a lot about gardening. Maybe that's functionally the same thing??)
Also they're at Lowe's.
- Oops, you’re right but it’s still the same scenario. The manure is just a little more expensive and your truck bed smells for longer.

They are bragging that their truck can handle the same amount of weight as a... Shopping cart

So this dude is impressed his car can carry the same weight as a fucking shopping trolley?

LMAO

The fact that people think they need a truck for this is the reason there's so many trucks on the road

In addition to what the other comment said, cost of multiple deliveries for these goods throughout the year would also be cheaper than buying a truck vs a sedan.

It can haul ... checks notes .... the same amount as a human powered shopping cart.

Congratulations! Your Swastidumpster has the same carrying capacity as 1 (one) standard grocery cart.

Bro can fit one shopping cart worth of stuff in his car.

*truck lol

Why do Tesla fans always look like that

He also put the kid first in the trunk, then loaded all that stuff after it. Typical.

These can’t be real. They are just too sad and pathetic.

Oh it is real.

I can fit that in the trunk of my sedan for crying out loud.

Cybertruck owners love to think their vehicle can do "truck things" without even having a basic understanding of what those things are.

Diogenes: Behold, a truck! (posts just the shopping cart holding the bags)

Literally zero SAG!

FFS. I've hauled more than that in the back of my Nissan versa hatchback. Most recently 30 bags of mulch.

Well this is better than the 2 bags from the other post, but I STILL fit at least that much in the trunk of my Honda fucking civic.

Must love his kid very much to put it in that deathtrap.

I can imagine him bringing the child with him everywhere he goes to prove he’s not a virgin. It never works. Everyone just assumes he’s an uncle, foster parent, etc.

I’m pretty sure a Corolla hatchback can fit more.

I would’ve fit it in my coupe. It doesn’t even have folding back seats.

I've hauled that much in my MR2 Spyder. It doesn't have a trunk or back seats.
- I transported a Christmas tree in a NC1 Miata a couple times. Got a few looks. :)

Two trips on my E-bike.

One trip with a cargo bike or bicycle trailer.
- Yeah, I should get a trailer. Next E-bike I get will definitely be a cargo bike.
- Yeah, I should get a trailer. Next E-bike I get will definitely be a cargo bike.

My sports coupe fits that in the boot... Looks like 8 bags of soil, probably under 200kg.

That shit would fit in the back of my sedan

Miss, an old, dingy Volvo 740 wagon can carry twice that in its cargo compartment. Could that poor excuse of a vehicle...?:

Carry already-heavy containers containing even heavier liquids

Tow heavy commercial machinery from point A to point B

Haul heavy earth materials like rocks/cement and actual soil

Transport up to five morbidly obese yet muscular construction workers without its frame giving up

My Seat Ibiza can carry more.

I think maybe my cargo bike could cart that. Kid included.

a fucking flatbed moped seems like a more useful vehicle in basically every way

If I put the top down didn't have a passenger my Miata could do this.

Woah. That's crazy.

Yet the stiff suspension of the Chevy Silverado 2500HD is barely tolerable over bumps and potholes until there's about 1000lb of payload.

So, it can haul the equivalent of 2.5 adult humans, or 1 average 'murican.

I’ve literally done more with a cargo bike.

I hauled more dirt than that in my 2010 sedan last weekend to fill a couple of new garden beds.

I had a 1992 VW GTI that routinely transported a 4-piece drumkit (in separate road-cases), associated cymbals/hardware), a 4x12 guitar cab, a 6x10 bass cab, 2 heavy tube amp heads for said cabs, and 4 guitars all in the rear with a comfortable passenger in shotgun. I never considered having to sag brag.

The fact that Merle felt the need to post this says much more than the post itself.

I could do this much in my fucking peugeot 106...

Pretty sure I can fit more in my 2013 Volvo sedan.

I could load that in my hatchback with virtually zero sag, I don't think anyone would call it a truck

Edit: picture didn't upload :(