The ultimate goat
The ultimate goat
Does anyone know who the original creator is?
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Goat Of All Time
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Mfw the goat is goated
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Have they pet this goat yet
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How can you possibly pet all the goats? Google AI helped me calculate that there are over a billion goats in the world and nearly 2 million new goats born every day.
edit: You'd have to pet 1.7 million goats per day to finish in 1 year. this doesn't seem to add up. sorry. I tried. it's not possible is all I'm saying. But if you could, Baphomet would probably find you.
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Black Philip!
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Goats sure are neat
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How often should you shampoo your Baphomet? Asking for a friend.
Not more than once a month. Their natural skin oils protect against the fires of hell
Don't shampoo goats, they fuckin hate water and will be massive assholes about it
Brush them every few days or so and they're fine (that's overkill but I like to let mine) and if something nasty gets on them soaking the brush with warm water usually makes them okay-ish with the water so you can get the gunk off em
Baphomet, being a goat and from hell, is very similar I'd assume, but probably even more averse to water
Counterpoint: create a field of brambles for your goats to wander through when they get itchy so you don’t have to brush them.
Bonus: those brambles are blackberry bushes so you can wander through them and eat breakfast.
And gather goat fur to spin into cordage or make brushes from.