I should wash my hair.
I should wash my hair.
Am I doing it right?
I should wash my hair.
Am I doing it right?
At this point, all the stuff in the shower is sort of automatic. I’m usually thinking about other stuff.
Lucky you. I have to actually try to get anything done
I have to try to remember what I did while I was spacing out so I don’t wash myself three times.
"ok, do the hair first, now the pits, now the arms, now the torso, now the crotch, now the legs, now the feet-carefull dumbass you dont wanna slip again!"
Legs and feet are good with the run off.
Ew! That's nasty! What if some girl meets you at a coffee shop, and wants to suck your toes??? You just gonna have nasty toes that "dirty shower water has run over them, so it's fine"??? She'll never want to deep throat your foot with that attitude!!!
Dude no. You have to actually wash them, what's the matter with you?
It is so awkward when you trip and do a hand stand in the shower
Can you get mine while you are at it?
Take a piss for me while you're up?
Did I wash my hair? That's when I know I'll need extra coffee that day.
Put a few strands between your fingers and pull. If it squeaks, it's been washed.
No
Relatable
Biggest mistake is not repeating the wash-rinse twice. Ask a hairdresser why they do it that way.
It's 1:30 A.M. and the 24 hour hairdresser hotline (1-800-cut-hair) was shut down years ago, maybe you could explain.
If you read your shampoo label, it probably says the same thing.
Rinse, apply a small amount of shampoo, wash, apply some more shampoo, wash again.
This way, you first remove most of the oil from your hair, and the second time you actually clean it and the scalp.
In a way, it's like a dishwasher works with a pre-wash cycle.
That seems more like a pre-shower thought.