Had an argument with a guy at work as to whether a polar bear could beat a gorilla. He could not be persuaded that a 600kg apex predator would fuck up what is basically a fat guy who eats flowers...
I think it depends where they fight.
If polar bear would fight in the jungle it would get hot and go to drink water. At that time it would be completelly open for suplex from the gorilla.
And if they were to fight on the ice sheet the gorilla would not have any trees where to hang tire swing and he would get depressed and unintrested to fight. So in the end it boils down to what kind of social services and safety nets are in the arctic and can they help primates like 1989 released Belgian techno anthem Pump up the jam can help humans.
If you put them in the same room, whoever gets to set the climate control wins.
This is such an underrated comment lol
Say what you want this is is an interesting thought, although the polar bear would most likely win because of its sheer mass. The gorilla has a lot going for it. A silverback can get to almost half that weight and has a greater bite force, intelligence, agility, and reach. They can also throw punches of up to 2300 lbs of force, which could easily break a bone or skull.
Mountain gorillas are definitely not fat.
A more apt comparison would be a black bear vs a gorilla.
It'd probably be pretty easy to convince them if the two were next to each other for scale. The biggest orcas can grow to twice as long as the average great white.
I'm getting the gist of the meme, but the MMA reference... I don't get it.
I have no idea what the original was, but it became a format that people started using for memes. Here are a few random others:
#2 depends on whether righty can call down Mjölnir and the lightning.
Underneath the fat is a wall of abs.
That clears things up lol Here's to hoping the meme trend doesn't die, this is a good one.
I was very confused on how any of this is related to MMA and had to hunt in the comments. Thanks for the explanation.
Mixed Mammal Arts?
Macho Marine Animals
Milky Moobs Aroused?
That guy on the right is huge.
The one on the left is probably bigger. That's not a photo of a great white, but an artist rendition of a megalodon.
Would it win though? I have doubts. Especially in light of the macroraptorial sperm whales like Livyatan. But I'd never bet against a pod of orcas vs almost anything.
It's just a dolphin.
Well the other ones a fish....so
They're in the same category as rays...those MFers killed Steve Irwin man, I wouldn't count them for nothing either.
But but a lion…
Depends on the venue.
A lion always wins according to my gym bros coworkers.
Still loses to a bear
Calories? You mean delicious points.
