Yeah, thanks, Mitch, we know. Shut the fuck up, you've done enough. /S

You did that, you fucking moron. God damn Mitch is acting like he's just some misunderstood good guy when he's why it happened. Moscow Mitch is a nickname for a reason.

A headline I look forward to: "Mitch McConnell dies; no one mourns"

Imagine the one guy who can be credited the most (aside from Trump/Musk) with us being where we are, complaining that we're here.

I want to punch him till his face is flat....

Future? It’s now and he’s more responsible for it that all but a handful of folks.

Like if he's not at fault.

Fuck off shit head.

That is already a headline describing reality right now. Putin has won more than he ever would have expected.

Also fuck that ghoul, who more than anyone else (except perhaps Putin himself) was the person responsible for this situation. Hope your death will be long and painful.

All thanks to him.

Let's hope they both lose.

Fuck the US and fuck Russia

Wasn’t his nickname Moscow Mitch?

I'd welcome him to the right side of history since he now understands the situation, but he has realized too late that this was all his fault. Less whining, more taking responsibility for this.

Moscow Mitch trying to confess to get to heaven. I hope this guy ends up like promethous.

He should bud dwyer himself

Mitch if you got cooked into Turtle soup that would be the only good that has ever come of you

KINDLY SHOVE A CACTUS UP YOUR ASS

Why would he warn about something he himself arranged? Is he warning the american people who are dumb enough to vote for him and his russian partners?

this is your fault Mitch.

eat shit.

he's trying to find the guy who did this

This guy bred the face-eating leopards for decades.

ironic that someone who was instrumental in getting america to where it is today would be saying something like that. EAT SHIT YOU FUCKING CUNT.

Russian's economy is in the dumpster, yeah? Like, they're a few years ahead of us on the falling-apart scale?

Have we seen big, shitty countries before? Russia and the US being shitty, non-globally competitive countries means neither one is likely to be a winner.

...then f*cking impeach, you whiny little bitch...

Entirely a product of his design, Russia would not be anywhere near as influencing today if not for his regressive agenda and undermining US democracy.

Without Moscow Mitch, Putin would still be at the Ukraine border throwing tantrum as more sanctions are thrown in his regime.

fucking drop dead you garbage traitor cunt

Fuck you, turtleboi.

You did this. You materially and consistently helped this to happen.

YOU FUCKING DID THIS.

I don't understand this mother fucker. He worked all his life against this country and now he's shocked its having issues and may lose ground to a competitor?

You enabled all of this you crypt keeping turtle

says the motherfucker who's entire career has been to attack his own country and sell it to Russia...

and who's fault is that mitch? you dumb bitch. I hope this fuck lives long enough to suffer for all the damage he has done

Your fault, dipshit.

SHUT THE FUCK UP ADDISON. YOU ENABLED THIS.

sincerely your constituent

fun fact addison has weak, really moist hands. I should know, I shook his hand* in college.

*edit- damn autocorrect

Fuck you, McConnell! You could’ve fixed this easily years ago. Instead you were too far up Donald’s ass. Go to hell!

Either do something or stfu, traitor.

I hate that we're still thinking about things in these terms. It's not Americans versus Russians, it's Americans, Russians, and pretty much everyone the fuck else versus our leadership. Putin fuckin sucks, so does our leadership, and it's the people of the US, the people of Russia, and all the people we impact that pay the price for it. If the average Russian gets ahead in life over me, it doesn't impact me. In fact, good job, bud, I'm happy for you. If our fucking asshole leaders get yet another leg up, though, it impacts basically everyone.

Trying to imagine a world where Mcturtle would have whipped the vote to indict that piece of shit donvict and throw him in prison where he fucking belongs.

Justice would have been done. Would that have torched Mcturtle's career and possibly put him in the line of fire for all the murderous magabrained dumbasses out there wanting to get revenge for their god-emperor being dealt with properly?

Yes. But still. He should have done everything possible to get donvict behind bars.

What did McConnell say? It's hard to understand him with Trump's balls in his mouth.

Russia already won, you fuckweasel.

More likely: Russia loses, America loses, everyone loses

Except Canada. I'm betting they come out ahead cause they've been nice to everyone.

Much thanks to you, Moscow Mitch McConnell.

Mitch McConnell's only possible path out of hell is to strap 20 pounds of C4 to himself and going to shake hands with Donny.

Sub headline: Moscow Mitch Russian MVP.

Ya' think? We've been saying that all along. But, nope, gotta keep your seat in Congress for just one more term. Idiot.

Insert image of guy in hot dog suit here

Future headline? That was the headline on Nov. 6th last year.

I don’t think there is one person who was more in the right place to stop this than Mitch so yea - fuck you Mitch

That's already the headline, Moscow Mitch (you fucking bitch).

Cartoon villains aren’t this dense…

Yeah, good job Mitch you stupid MF.

Oh look, Moscow Mitch has figured it out!

"Mumble mumble mumble, turtle turtle, empty political statement...om-nom, good samwidge..."

NO, motherfucker, this is not a game anymore! Get the fuck out of the way, because we need some people DOING things around here! Trump isn't killing the United States, it's the lack of opposition. These old-money-party Democrats are fiddling around while Rome burns.

If only you had fucking done something about it instead of going on a power trip. This is literally your fault.

Fuck off fuckface

Fuck you, Bitch McConnell. The Russians already have a stooge in the White House and you're to blame for this whole fucking mess existing in the first place. Go rot in hell with Reagan you fucking asshole.

YOU ENABLED THIS, ASSHOLE.

Thanks Glitch. I’ll consider your moment of clarity while I piss on your grave.

To those not keeping score, this man may have single-handedly caused more damage to our institution than anyone else, alive or dead. It’s more than coincidence that his actions are in perfect alignment with the kremlin. We are now in a tail-spin of destabilization that greatly benefits putin. Funny how that all worked out, neh?

It's clear to me now that Polio actually contracted Mitch McConnell

I hope people shit on his grave when he kicks the bucket finally!

Even mcturtle has this one right.

Thanks for warning us of PROBLEMS YOU CAUSED..

That stupid fuck

Likewise, I HATE this piece of shit mother fucker.

But, let's hope for our sakes some of the idiots listen to him.

GET FUCKED UP THE ASS WITH RUSTY BARBED WIRE YOU TRAITOROUS FUCKING CUNT

"Here's your toy back, sorry I broke it but I won't be compensating you in any way" energy

That's the current headline and it's courtesy of Mitch

Oh look Mitch, it's the consequences of your own actions.

Hell is too good for him, is there a Super Hell?

Really? You dumbfuck. You allowed this to happen.

Cunt McTurtle must be feeling close to death and requiring of some level of perceived redemption...

Starting a miserable attempt at an obvious failure of a rehabilitation tour at this point...??? FUCK RIGHT OFF!!

Redemption is not for you.

🤡 🙄 🖕 🖕

Fuck that turtle. He made it happen.

My guess is he's got a few more years to go, but from the color of the skin not as many as orange boy. Turtle man you'll sorely be. Did I miss something? Nah looks good, post it.

Star of Ukraine LOL

Did he fill his diaper again?

Just another politician playing both sides.

His little "omg how did this happen" face. Nothing more pathetic seeing as how he helped this regime come into power.