My friend after eating 500 grams of peanuts "Isn't it funny when you eat penuts and your throat closes and itches a lot?"
96 0 ReplyMe: "Man, I love chocolate so much, it's a shame it makes my throat feel so tight and sore."
My mom: "Hey Ash... You're not allowed to eat chocolate any more..."
73 0 ReplyReminds me of this YouTube channel I used to watch called "WheresMyChallenge".
They did a "1lb Snickers Bar" video. Where one of them promptly discovered he was allergic to nuts.
16 0 ReplyIt makes me repeatedly sneeze and makes my nose run a bit
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I hate this. Kiwis taste sooooo good. But I also have some mild allergy. Same with pineapples.
62 0 Replyoh man, that totally sucks
those fruit are soooooooo good.
30 0 ReplyI love food that digests me back!
45 0 ReplyBased pineapple enjoyer
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Pineapple.actively bites you back, so it might not be a mild allergy.
14 0 ReplyI have read that some people may not actually be allergic to kiwi itself, but to a byproduct of a chemical reaction between the kiwi and a metal spoon. Have you tried eating one without a metal utensil?
5 0 ReplyHad this too as a kid they made me vomit. Now it's completely gone and I have hayfever
4 0 ReplyI once made pineapple sandwich. It didn't really work, it sort of dissolved the bread. Taste great though
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Recently realized the awful hangover I always get drinking cocktails after new years is actually from the shrimp cocktail
42 0 ReplyThat'll teach you for eating an endangered species.
32 0 ReplyDon't be daft they're not endangered. If they win danger they wouldn't be allowed to sell their furry eggs in the supermarket.
13 0 ReplyI tried to sell my furry eggs in the supermarket once but they called the police.
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Cannibalism isbwrong!!!!
7 0 ReplyYou shouldn't perform oral sex if this happens to you, but I'm sure it is not related to nationality.
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